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The Montoyas

The Montoyas

The Montoyas Podcast 66 Episodes Oct 25, 2026

Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya and his wife Tayla lift the curtain on their life as Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Marcelo is a clean freak perfectionist, while Tayla thrives on hilarious disorder. Their conversations can end up anywhere, blending the dynamics of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Modern Family.

Episodes

Is The Fantasy Bra ICONIC? or Ridiculous?
Is The Fantasy Bra ICONIC? or Ridiculous? Oct 25, 2026 00:56:30 Tayla has watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show reveal roughly 35 times and still gets emotional over its $50 million fantasy bra. Marcelo struggles to understand why she’s crying over someone walking down a runway in expensive underwear and thinks the money could have been put to much better use doing anything else at all.Tayla shares some of the worst workplace mistakes people still think a
Would You Allow This At Your Wedding?
Would You Allow This At Your Wedding? Oct 21, 2026 01:02:25 The Montoyas react to a bride walking down the aisle beside a public swimming pool filled with strangers watching the ceremony. Tayla thinks the venue should have closed the pool, while Marcelo argues the other guests paid good money for their holiday. If you want complete privacy, apparently you need to hire the entire resort or get married on a private island.Tayla reveals it took four attempts
Never Rate Another Man's Wife
Never Rate Another Man's Wife Oct 18, 2026 00:37:56 A footy journalist shares a player’s appreciation post for his wife and asks followers whether he’s “punching.” The post sparks a debate about whether partners should be dragged into online commentary, and Tayla and Marcelo weigh in on whether it crossed the line.Tayla convinces her mum to save money by doing her own nails, which goes brilliantly until one disappears into her dad’s salad. Surely t
Spilling The Tea with Ange McColl
Spilling The Tea with Ange McColl Oct 14, 2026 01:09:14 Marcelo and Albert celebrate the launch of the Monday show with a quiet drink, which quickly turns into Albert using Tayla’s front yard as a toilet and Marcelo trying to follow him home the night before a wedding. Tayla is forced to shut the entire operation down, sending one brother upstairs and ordering the other to get out of the Shire.This week’s "What We’re Invested In", thanks to B
The Most Unhinged Chat GPT Questions Ever
The Most Unhinged Chat GPT Questions Ever Oct 10, 2026 01:04:33 The Montoyas launch their first Monday episode in front of a live audience! One man has hard launched his divorce on Instagram, complete with an FAQ explaining what happened, who gets the pets and whether people can still invite them both to events. Marcelo is convinced there’s more to the story. Was there cheating, swinging or an opera career that destroyed the marriage?Marcelo finally abandons h
The Papali'i Takeover
The Papali'i Takeover Oct 7, 2026 01:05:57 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers.NRL legend Josh Papali’i joins the Montoyas following his retirement after 342 games for the Canberra Raiders. Josh reveals the moments that convinced him to walk away, why his wife stopped him from chasing another contract overseas and the brutal physical cost of his career. Josh and Marcelo compare l
Someone Found Marcelos's Wallet... Then Spent $800
Someone Found Marcelos's Wallet... Then Spent $800 Sep 30, 2026 01:05:08 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Guys we've been listening to the requests and in the next couple of weeks a second episode is coming on Monday. Watch This Space!*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo
The Dumbest Argument I've Ever Had
The Dumbest Argument I've Ever Had Sep 23, 2026 00:57:16 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo arrives home to tell Tayla he's scored two free coffees, only for Tayla to discover they’ve come with a very expensive parking fine. He barely accep
Ladies Beware Of GTA 6
Ladies Beware Of GTA 6 Sep 16, 2026 01:02:06 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!The Montoyas arrive slightly dusty after Marcelo’s final Bulldogs awards night as a player, where Tayla enjoys her newfound NRLW friends and Marcelo walks face-
The One Topic That Will Start A Fight
The One Topic That Will Start A Fight Sep 9, 2026 01:08:56 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo attends his nephew’s rugby union grand final expecting nothing more than a giant game of kick tennis. Instead, he leaves questioning everything he thoug
Never Hook Up With Your Friends Wife
Never Hook Up With Your Friends Wife Sep 2, 2026 00:58:22 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo returns from his first wellbeing conference with plenty of new knowledge, no laptop and one very important question: why do the birds on Tangalooma Isla
Marcelo Used All My Shampoo On His Receding Hairline
Marcelo Used All My Shampoo On His Receding Hairline Aug 26, 2026 01:06:50 Marcelo has been keeping a BIG secret from Tayla for the last two weeks—and somehow she never noticed.After finishing his own shampoo, Marc started flogging Tayla’s bottle every single day until there was absolutely nothing left. The real twist? Tayla hasn’t washed her hair in two weeks, so she had no idea it was missing. Now she knows exactly how she’s getting him back… WATCH THIS SPACE.The Monto

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