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The Montoyas

The Montoyas

The Montoyas Podcast 66 Episodes Jul 15, 2026

Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya and his wife Tayla lift the curtain on their life as Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Marcelo is a clean freak perfectionist, while Tayla thrives on hilarious disorder. Their conversations can end up anywhere, blending the dynamics of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Modern Family.

Episodes

Normal Brave Or Stupid
Normal Brave Or Stupid Jul 15, 2026 00:52:22 Before we even managed to hit record this week, Tayla somehow found herself in a battle with... a boulder. After one final mirror check before heading into the studio, she confidently flung open the door without looking and was immediately met with an almighty bang. Her only defence? "Just be grateful it wasn't a car." Safe to say, tensions were running high before the microphones we
Couples Couch with the Arrows
Couples Couch with the Arrows Jul 8, 2026 01:42:17 Welcome to the very first episode of Couples Couch. For our debut, we're joined by two very special guests, Jai and Beri Arrow, who sat down with us just five hours after saying "I do" to hard-launch married life.Together, we talk about how they first met, the journey that brought them together, becoming parents, and the moments that have shaped their relationship. Jai and Beri share
The Shire Sangria
The Shire Sangria Jul 1, 2026 00:56:14 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Last week, Tayla made an appearance on the Bye Round fundraiser stream for Jai Arrow and, after discovering the magic of a bottle of red mixed with Diet Coke (n
A Mysterious Fijian Woman
A Mysterious Fijian Woman Jun 24, 2026 01:04:41 After Marcelo announced his retirement last week, Susan Lombardi decided it was her responsibility to break the news to Tayla's Nono and Nona. Unfortunately, instead of keeping things simple and telling the truth, she turned the whole thing into a dramatic Italian soap opera, leaving poor Nona in tears and everyone else wondering how things escalated so quickly.Tayla tries once again to convin
Someone's Got Big News
Someone's Got Big News Jun 17, 2026 01:20:07 Firstly, a massive shoutout to Voli K who recently reached out to collaborate with the podcast and has actually made music specifically for The Montoyas! You'll hear his work in today's intro and we absolutely love it. Huge thanks to him. At this rate, when we finally do a live show, we might even have live music from the man himself.Tayla's friend came over this week and immediately e
Chat GPT Exposes Tayla
Chat GPT Exposes Tayla Jun 10, 2026 00:47:10 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Marcelo has never been shy about his dislike of Tayla being glued to her phone, and this week he finally gets some answers. After discovering most of her scree
We've Been Scammed
We've Been Scammed Jun 3, 2026 01:05:44 Thank you to everyone who has joined our Patreon, we’ve just hit a massive milestone of 1,000 subscribers!! In today’s episode the Montoyas are drawing out three lucky “ass leakers” who will get to sit in on a recording soon, well…when we can finally nail down Marcelo's schedule. The Montoyas are truly grateful for every “multi tasker” and “ass leaker” who supports the show! We have big plans
Up The Blues
Up The Blues May 27, 2026 00:53:42 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Plus if you hang around to the end if we have a special announcement for once we hit 1k followersMarcelo shares who he’s supporting in the State of Origin, the
Childhood Trauma with Luke Lombardi
Childhood Trauma with Luke Lombardi May 20, 2026 01:00:54 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!The Montoyas welcome their third guest to the show, Tayla’s brother, Luke Lombardi! Luke has been trying to score this slot for months, he was upset Sue got inv
The Nose Job Verdict
The Nose Job Verdict May 13, 2026 00:51:11 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!The Montoyas take a trip to the pricy Syndry suburb of Double Bay for a very important consultation. Tayla’s nose job. They quickly feel out priced when they no
Undies For Mothers Day
Undies For Mothers Day May 6, 2026 00:50:30 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Both Tayla and Marcelo’s mum, Litiana, have been using Dr Instagram for their health advice. They were both influenced to take turmeric for its health benefits,
Migraines, Sleepovers & A Haunted House
Migraines, Sleepovers & A Haunted House Apr 29, 2026 01:02:54 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Tayla has been struggling with migraines lately, she’s seen the doctor three times and even went to a therapist. With no relief in sight, Marcelo's mum Lita

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