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The Montoyas

The Montoyas

The Montoyas Podcast 66 Episodes Sep 9, 2026

Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya and his wife Tayla lift the curtain on their life as Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Marcelo is a clean freak perfectionist, while Tayla thrives on hilarious disorder. Their conversations can end up anywhere, blending the dynamics of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Modern Family.

Episodes

The One Topic That Will Start A Fight
The One Topic That Will Start A Fight Sep 9, 2026 01:08:56 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo attends his nephew’s rugby union grand final expecting nothing more than a giant game of kick tennis. Instead, he leaves questioning everything he thoug
Never Hook Up With Your Friends Wife
Never Hook Up With Your Friends Wife Sep 2, 2026 00:58:22 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo returns from his first wellbeing conference with plenty of new knowledge, no laptop and one very important question: why do the birds on Tangalooma Isla
Marcelo Used All My Shampoo On His Receding Hairline
Marcelo Used All My Shampoo On His Receding Hairline Aug 26, 2026 01:06:50 Marcelo has been keeping a BIG secret from Tayla for the last two weeks—and somehow she never noticed.After finishing his own shampoo, Marc started flogging Tayla’s bottle every single day until there was absolutely nothing left. The real twist? Tayla hasn’t washed her hair in two weeks, so she had no idea it was missing. Now she knows exactly how she’s getting him back… WATCH THIS SPACE.The Monto
The Green Room
The Green Room Aug 19, 2026 00:54:27 The guys make their Morning TV debut on The Today Show as Marce tries to schmooze everyone he meets and finds out something interesting about 'the green room'Tay has a moment at Miranda Westfield which almost derails the weekend.The guys travel to the Northern Beaches to go on Matty and Cooper Johns' podcast, as Marcelo struggles to navigate getting home. Plus, this week we are investe
Marcelo the Intern
Marcelo the Intern Aug 12, 2026 00:59:36 Marcelo had his first trip to the doctor since retirement and couldn't believe how many questions he needed to answer just for his pink eye. Tay has setup her own nail salon in the house much to Marcelo's displeasure. We trick Marcelo into thinking he has a gift at the viral '3 second timer' challenge. Plus, Ange Lombardi took on a shark and lived to tell the tale! If you want to f
Leaky Eye Marce & Tonsillitis Tay
Leaky Eye Marce & Tonsillitis Tay Aug 5, 2026 00:59:06 It's been a tough week for the Montoyas. Marcelo has come back from his Melbourne trip with pink eye and Tay's had tonsillitis all week (who gets these things as adults?) They discuss dressing twins the same, crazy wedding reddit stories, and Marce's odd interaction with a Collingwood supporter. Plus, we have a brand new script reading thanks to one of our beautiful Patreon members! If
French Fried
French Fried Jul 29, 2026 01:11:32 The Farewell Tour is officially over. Marcelo's glistening NRL career came to an end last Saturday night, but it was his two daughters who seemed to steal the show..Now the big question is; how will Marce adapt to working in an office every day? Tay gives us a break down of all the Love Island lingo and what has been happening on the latest episodes, she reveals her recent spending at Kookai,
If Toes Could Kill
If Toes Could Kill Jul 22, 2026 00:56:33 After receiving a flood of DMs and comments following last week's episode, Tayla and Marcelo realised they'd done the one thing they never intended to do... offend their listeners. So this week, they issue a heartfelt public apology from the bottom of their hearts. Will they learn from their mistakes? Fingers Crossed. Will it last? Well... at least for this episode.Tayla also celebrated a
Normal Brave Or Stupid
Normal Brave Or Stupid Jul 15, 2026 00:52:22 Before we even managed to hit record this week, Tayla somehow found herself in a battle with... a boulder. After one final mirror check before heading into the studio, she confidently flung open the door without looking and was immediately met with an almighty bang. Her only defence? "Just be grateful it wasn't a car." Safe to say, tensions were running high before the microphones we
Couples Couch with the Arrows
Couples Couch with the Arrows Jul 8, 2026 01:42:17 Welcome to the very first episode of Couples Couch. For our debut, we're joined by two very special guests, Jai and Beri Arrow, who sat down with us just five hours after saying "I do" to hard-launch married life.Together, we talk about how they first met, the journey that brought them together, becoming parents, and the moments that have shaped their relationship. Jai and Beri share
The Shire Sangria
The Shire Sangria Jul 1, 2026 00:56:14 *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Last week, Tayla made an appearance on the Bye Round fundraiser stream for Jai Arrow and, after discovering the magic of a bottle of red mixed with Diet Coke (n
A Mysterious Fijian Woman
A Mysterious Fijian Woman Jun 24, 2026 01:04:41 After Marcelo announced his retirement last week, Susan Lombardi decided it was her responsibility to break the news to Tayla's Nono and Nona. Unfortunately, instead of keeping things simple and telling the truth, she turned the whole thing into a dramatic Italian soap opera, leaving poor Nona in tears and everyone else wondering how things escalated so quickly.Tayla tries once again to convin

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