The Male Gayz Podcast
Eli Matthewson and Chris Parker, friends for eight years before both coming out to each other, host this weekly podcast where they attempt to be better gays and better friends. They get personal but never too serious, catching up on life and sharing their experiences.
Episodes
Gays in the Nutbush
The boys are railing against AI Justin Bieber's tour of NZ business, celebrating a new Farro and asking the big questions about deep fried mars bars.Join the substack to celebrate 10 years with the boys and get early access to their upcoming tour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Garden State 2: Goon State
Chris unboxes a surprise gift, Eli gives a brief history of gooning and the boys celebrate the icon that is Miranda, all while giving their perfect takes on Shane Gillis and Kelly Clarkson's bird!Behind the paywall we drill more into the political debates, how TOP are maybe playing us all and how confused people are by someone not wanting to see Six60 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for
Breeding Sanctuary
Coming in hot after the NZ leaders debate, the only party Chris and Eli can discuss is the chocolate fish party. We celebrate Queen of the week Florence Pugh and Eli opens up a diabolical conversation on when he would consider incestWho should Eli vote for in the Mt. Albert electorate? Hear his thoughts and have your say at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i
America's Funniest Homo Video
It's time, chorus line, to pay our respects to the people who put together Funniest Home Videos and, in fact, pitch the videos of ourselves that could have been on the show. We are learning about gay mayors who attempt murder and we are celebrating the great James Mustapic and the 2017 election.Behind the paywall the gayz are open about the article everyone is talking about, the Massachusetts
Le Monsieur Homosexuel
Is the Mankini as iconic as Judy Garlands Ruby Red Slippers, Will Eli move to the Netherlands after connecting with his long lost family, and will Chris find an appropriate gift for his Mums birthday. All this and more on Le Monsieur HomosexuelBeen dying to hear the Gayz discuss the differences between Rugby League and Rugby Union?! That and more at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See ac
The Great McCafe Debate
How has it been the Ed Sheeran canellation, the hyrox shitter, the AI Apocalypse and the CRL opening in just one week? We cover it all plus debate the existence of McCafe, celebrate an amazing new kiwi invention and learn there's apparently a gay man in the Act PartyThe Gayz discuss their days as tradwives and much more at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in
Age Gap Luv
Out: Pink and Miss Congeniality. In: Sleeping through the podcast and Rhys Nicholson on The Traitors. We are back to the new norm of being on different sides of the planet, learning a Fact of the Gay about why flight attendants be gay, and becoming the first people in herstory to realise Mia Wasikowska and Mike Wazowski kind of sound similar.Who is Eli calling out? and Why? Find out at themalegayz
The Male Gayz Are Honest For Once
For the first time in over a friggin year we are recording in person! We are giving you bed bugs. We are giving you live commentary on an actual quidditch match we are watching. We are giving you a little bit of audio bleed from some nearby slackliners. We are giving you a seriously honest update about how we are feeling at the fringe and how we are feeling about stay in Auckland vs leaving to Lon
The Plague!
Chris is performing stand-up through a bout of plague, and Eli is performing for kids on almost zero sleep. But baby, we are out here podding! We have celebrity sightings. We have casting picks for the New Zealand Oh Mary. We have all the goss from the 2026 Edinburgh Fringe.What secret project did Eli work on with Jamie Curry? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri
How to measure a hula-hooping
It's the first day of the Edinburgh Fringe and we still managed to get a podcast recording in! We're celebrating the film festival, we're figuring out when the Spanish Civil War happened and we are discussing the true art form that is hula-hooping. Plus a huge plug for the viral banana eye cream that may or may not actually be viral.What is the earth shattering news Chris has to share? Find out at
What We Build From Collapse
Gays guys are dressing straight, straight guys are dressing gay. We find ourselves in a gym with fellow bohemians, lifting weights of strangers body and we ask the question of our time: fuck, marry, kill, fuck, marry, killFind out what 2 part stuff investigation Chris found himself caught up in at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
NZ Muscle Party
In the wake of historic arts cuts, the boys are taking more fiber than ever, learning about the origins of Vogue, and forming deep conspiracies about NZ muscle and their inevitable turn into politicsWhat did the boys drink when watching The Odyssey (2026)? This and more EXCLUSIVE info at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Unauthorised History of Jenny Shipley
Eli’s origin story is shared where he was bullied at high school, which made him the comedian he is today. A fact of the Gay opens up a conversation on Madonna and Elis adoration for women over a certain age, and Chris shares his love for Krd and Master and CommanderWhat celebs did Chris spot kissing in Auckland? Who did Eli see at Wimbledon? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. S
The Artist of Our Lifetime
Well, it only took 10 years, but Eli has finally experienced the greatest live show of his life and claims this one artist as the artist of our lifetime. Chris serves up a fact of the gay so well prepared it has Eli speechless - vroom vroom!Is Chris content with his content? Is Eli content with his shorts?? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform
Fruity Boys
We came into this episode with revolting moods, and we left feeling a little bit more joyful about the world. Thus our work, our mission is complete. It’s champagne, Male Gayz, chat about fruit, facts about dildos and a good sum of pop music .Join us at themalegayz.substack.com for exclusive tips on acquiring free concert tickets!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A formal sit down interview with Eli Matthewson
Strange power dynamics are a foot as Chris is back at the Little Empire Studio. Eli does his best to distract the hard hitting questions with a fact about gay magazines. Chris ultimately looses his grips on Eli when he gets too emotional about Cartier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Price is Right
No stone left unturned in regards to the price of anything this week. We interrogate the hard truth about the Uniqlo t shirt. And we take a one one trip to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea IslandsJoin us Backstage for chat about canines, icks and the ick that is Nicola Willis themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Coming Out in 2026
With news of Kane Evan’s coming out, the Male Gayz get into the weeds about coming out discourse in 2026. Why do we? How is this news? Or maybe just maybe… is this still actually saving livesDo you read these blurbs? If you do, find more electric reading material at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A line up of holes
A riff from the ages about the ozone. We want not know, how do you see it? Chris tests his viral flower theory on Eli and we learn about Australian Queer EyeTV recs and New Friends at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Great Laundromat Heist
It may be grim out there but we are getting it positive like it’s 2017. we try to find the least gay city in NZ, and Eli tells an all time great tale about a mishap at the laundromatThe Gayz get their dogs out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Balancing on a Glass
From gay Brisbane soldiers, to high and low quality poppers, to cemetery cruising spots your dog will LOVE. From collectable treasures, to formative bands saying goodbye, to Lena bloody Dunham. All these topics and more discussed by two men who carry their laptops loose in their bags.Get the Gayz views on Devil Wears Prada 2 at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
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Eli is fresh from a magical night out at the theatre and Chris is back from getting in peak physical shape, so they are primed and ready to fight about who is more chronically OFFLINEFor more ELECTRIC knitting knowledge and BookTok brainstorming join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Butterfly Butt Stuff
Chris is fresh out of a screening of Chelsie Preston-Crayford's new film Caterpillar and Eli is a fresh out of a screening of his own dreams (aka just woke up). With a fact of the gay about butterflies, and a BONUS fact of the gay courtesy of Eli's high school friend Georgia, plus an episode long mystery: what has Chris ordered for dinner that he is too vulnerable to share with the chorus line.Wha
The Devil Wears See Through Pants
Chris recaps the great spaghetti disaster of uptown. Eli’s got a fact about women in suits. The fact is it turns him on. And we let you know of all the good stuff you should be seeing.To get our true, unwoke, anti-sjw opinions join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Kiwi Connection
Chris is in Auckland, Eli’s shoulder is still sore. Nature has healed! We kick off with the bard this ep, and end with a huge debate about sour cream and chivesWhat do you think, is sour cream and chives gayer than salt and vinegar? Let us know at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Grub Month
Despite it being the end of Chris’s grub month he has some exciting personal news about his body. We also finally work out a way to include Heterosexuals at pride.Join our pride parade for homosexuals, heterosexuals, monosexuals and heterogenits at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Parmagiana Organanano
What subway bread do you choose? Where are you meant to put oil from your cooking? What was the name of the women's only gym that used to be in the mall? These questions and more, plus a fact of the gay about some of the OG Melbourne queers.Subway bread horoscopes & divination's at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
One For The Shareholders
Recorded on the stroke of midnight and the break of dawn, the Male Gayz navigate sickness and waking up after a big nap to bring you a deeply truthful low energy podcast. With that being said, it’s not bad! Good stuff about the value of a gold coin in ye olden days, and a truth special fact of the gay! Happy Trans Visibility/ April Fools to us allThrow a gold coin our way and become a shareholder
Uncut Gems
Chris just arrived to Melbourne and got straight on the pod mic! We cover all the greatest topics: the famous kids toys we don't know the name of, the fuel crisis, circumcision rates by country, John Kirwin and we finally lay into the names of yoga poses.Find out what holographic concert we'd love to go to at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Gay Manosphere
Big events this week with Manosphere and Oscars hitting in the headlines, but all we want to discuss is how the English Chanel works?!Join the Gay Manosphere with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Deathly Bat Disease
We are speaking from our truth this episode, Chris was tired in Adelaide but it actually brought out an amazing podcast with genuinely insightful takes that won’t leave a sponge like hole in your brainIf you want to avoid holes in your brain, join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Respectful Important Emojis
The temperature is exactly the same in the UK and NZ which is means the seasons are being exchanged And the boys are syncing up! We learn about the Brontë Sisters, the importance of a well timed emoji, and a thrilling job promotion for a close friend.Sync up with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Google Search Gay Prime Minister Shirtless
The boys try and work out what a baddie is and whether it is good to be one in a world where actual baddies are getting away with the worst crimes. We are looking into the Netherland's hot new Prime Minister in Fact of the Gay, continuing to talk about Tyra Banks and discussing who the true villain of 101 Dalmatians is. If you know what a baddie is, join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted
The Cheese Kinsey Scale
Is your foot really the length of you forearm? How gay is ice skating, really? Do other countries have "kiwi hot"? These questions and more in one of our best pods ever.Tell us where you sit on the Kinsey Scale at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Name One Bad Lesbian
Chris loves Lesbians thanks to Laneway, Eli goes Greek with the fact of the gay, and Bad Bunny has only gone and delivered a perfect Superbowl performance.If you're a cool lesbian (or want to be one) join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Worlds Hypothetical
All is right in the world Chris is morning Eli is night. We’re hot on the heels of the grammy awards and the Epstein files. It’s this to al whiplash we’ve come to really embrace in 2026.Support The Gayz: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Chicken Overload
Hamnet, Marty Supreme, Hells Pizza topping names - we cover it all in another gorgeous episode where Chris's whiskey energy and Eli's coffee energy collide and create nothing short of MAGIC as always. We are learning about Valentino, and Chris is revealing something extremely vulnerable about his water consumption.See Eli live: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/eli-matthewson-brand-new-jokes-thu-19th
I Huffer Logo The Male Gayz
Flip it around because Chris is in the evening and Eli is in the morning. We are learning about gay pools in Fact of the Gay. We are celebrating brilliant acting in Queen of the Week. We welcome you into our Bone Temple, and we hope you enjoy your stay xoxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
0800 MALE GAYS
Eli is fresh out of an illness and Chris is fresh out of a pool! With our thought on the big acting awards, the Heater Rivalry boys and Chris’s new jug. Plus a fact out of the gay from our straight friend about Japanese Wrestling and we award a lifetime achievement Queen of the Week to Wanda Sykes.Please support our 10 years of gay podcasting: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.co
Our Jacinda Year
It’s our 10th year of this podcast and we hate that! And despite not wanting to set resolutions, we have set our most ambitious ones yet. Eli is in the depths of winter and Chris is in the peak of summer it gives this first pod of year some perfect seasonal comedic tension.Celebrate 10 years of The Male Gayz by joining us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more
Is Heated Rivalry: Gay or Horny?
Chris is getting shelves put in so the podcast is a nightmare. But we are back, and there is one thing on our minds. The butts on heated rivalry. But fear not we don’t just talk butts. We also talk plugs!Show your support for the pod and horniness at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The SLiRCLE at the Podcast
Chris is back from Sydney with a belly full of hot icecream. Eli is on a mission for community and Winter is coming. And our partners are both making food in the background. It’s podcast nirvana.Join us at the best place on the internet, our Substack: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That Little Blue Dot
Technical Note: Apologies - this episode is coming out about week after it was recorded!A thrilling behind-the-scenes look at Chris’s upcoming, four page coffee book that will change your life - especially if your life is having a tire pop in a sea of Metallica fans. Eli has tried a pop icons new burgers and lived to tell the tale. And FINALLY we talk about Metal music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.
SEPHORA EXPOSÉ
The Male Gayz finally have a legal case on our hands as Eli takes down the bad guys over at Sephora over a dodgy sunscreen. Of equal importance personally, Chris got rid of a matress during inorganics and is feeling pretty good about that. Plus we wax lyrical about how good live theatre is. Classic Male Gayz stuff really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Retelling of the End of The World
WW3 is on our door step and Chris has started a puzzle and Eli is watching strictly ballroom. There’s also a gorgeous Halloween recap, and some regretful piss and shit chat too (sorry).Join us Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Two Fun Guys
Don’t worry guys, it’s not all gross stuff, we are also getting into Lily Allen, surviving apocalypses and gay Prime Ministers… all building to a shocking realisation: do we know how our government is structured? Eep maybe not lol Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Must Watch Viewing
You couldn’t asked for worse internet this episode, but whose fault it is, will remain unknown. We recap Celeb Traitors, Review Netflix’ Boots and finally say Coleman Domingo’s name out loud for the first time ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hocus Pocus 2 Release Party
Someone has some freshly highlighted hair and it’s causing someone else to think about their gay hairdresser at Rodney Wayne - Jake! If you are out there get in touch! Plus: could Queen of the Week Bette Midler be about to have a new wave of fame? And a Fact of the Gay about the straight (and terrible) couple that inspired the Conjuring flicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor
Walk In The Shoes Someone Wears as A Hat on Their Head
Whatever the opposite of a Swiftie is I guess that’s us. Your go to boys for fashion advice and forgetting about your ex, are back together, mainly to aggravate the swifties for engagement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Conversation No One Wants to Have
Sit down and put your overpriced eye masks on, the boys are back, and this week we have the conversation no one is brave enough to have. Why are we not buttering our bread at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Plus a fact of the gay for you cinefiles out there.Get your bootie Backstage here: substack.com/themalegayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can Host Can Torrent
Eli’s back from recreating all his Favourite scenes from Game of Thrones in Dubrovnik and Chris has just been sitting on the couch watching reality Tv, but strangely there’s a lot to discuss. Including a deeper understanding of into Betty Whites gay icon status and what is has to do with Liberace? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Manic Pixie Green Girl
We are celebrating queens of the theatre, talking gay male beauty standards in our fact of the gay and really trying to nail down exactly what a manic pixie dream girl is on this week's PERFECT episode. Come see Eli at Underbelly Boulevard in London, and Chris at the Theatre Royal in Nelson! (Choose one, you probably can't make both). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wash Your Ass and Wash Your Rice
The internet is bad but the connection between the boys is stronger than ever. We catch up on the week of gay news including not believing swifties, gay break ups and Chappell roan live. Plus some life changing advice about washing your rice.Support the podcast and backstage for more life advice at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
The Gayz are back in the same time zone and having the time of their life! Chris is about to head to see Evita but he’s still recovering from Oliver! We are loving meeting the UK chorus line and wondering how this place changes our accent. We didn’t think we had a fact of the gay but - surprise - we have the best one ever. We conquer the uk internet speed to deliver one of our best ever episodes!S
We Love Coldplay
It’s midnight in the Edinburgh and Eli is racing off the cobbled streets to fill us in on the grossest stories he’s got. Chris is ready to embrace Coldplay, and The Fact of The Gay, is a reminder to get your Queer Palm checked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Gary Oldman Effect
Oh Boy (As in Servant) it’s our first global episode of The Male Gayz, Eli has landed in Edinburgh, Chris has just wiped the sleep from his eyes, and our new set up, it’s pushing us to our technological limits. All in all, this is the start of something new, exciting and scary.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Queer Justice League
It's Eli's last podcast in New Zealand, maybe forever, depending on if his flight lands. We get into advice for uncles, gay superheroes and Chris lets you know the entire drama about his local dog park and the naughty "dogging" that's going on there. And a huge shout out to Middlemore Hospital delivering us a legendary Queen of the Week.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com
The Glitch
A podcast told in two parts…and you would have never found of if Chris didn’t tell you. Eli is in an incredible mood this podcast and it inspires a lively conversation about if there’s a better word than Cock.Go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Two Virgins
These two virgins have listened to the Lorde album and they are ready to talk about it! We learn the most profitable LGBT films of all time are basically just straight films and Chris provides an indepth analysis of the choir power structures of Christchurch in the 90s and 2000s to celebrate our Queen of the Week. Plus, as always, hair and dog chat.For more Gayz and to support the show, join us Ba
DVD Three Pack
This ep is proudly partnered with 1% Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGChris is fresh from the dog park and ready to praise his good girl. Eli is fresh from what feels like 24/7 news absorption. A Fact of the Gay celebrates the first time the word "gay" meant "actually gay" on film, and we tackle the most important question of the day: What would be in your DVD three pack?Get every episode ear
True Pride Podcast
Eli has officially moved out of his home and is in with this in laws. Chris has been half listening to the mushroom case podcast. This state of mind has opened up the big questions for them: should your genitals touch when you hug, and how good are their handshakes.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m
More Statues of Men!
This ep is proudly partnered with One Percent Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGIt’s a big week, and it’s only Monday when we recorded this, chances are the whole world has changed. What will never change is these boys love for the dump, and specifically one icon who works there. This is the story of the lady in the hat at the dumpGet every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage
I Wanna Grow Old With You
From jumping out of cars while you are at the lights to dying surrounded by gays - we cover it all this week. We are getting high on the fumes of viral dubai chocolate, gay retirement homes and celebrating our favourite Auckland councillor as our Queen of the Week. And of course, this week we simply have to lay into douche kanoe Chris Bishop, before we try and find one single thing to be positive
Margot’s House
We are back in the studio and we forgot to press record on the cameras! Sorry! Chris has the beautiful dog that’s ruining his life with him and Eli has had his undies around his ankles too much lately. A fact of the gay about Katherine Hepburn’s relationship with gender and a true kiwi comedy icon is our queen of the week. Woof!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episode
No Guests After 10
We are back in the same physical space as each other and despite the vibe, we are determined to keep things positive. Chris is finally sharing on the pod that he got a dog. But is it all he thought it was going to be? Eli is moments away from moving to London, but is he excited? All this to say, we’ve both made life hard for ourselves. Sounds like a midlife crisis!Get every episode early and in vi
Gayz-Vegas
This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.It’s the last trans-tasman recording for hopefully ages… We are talking bare feet on planes, we are talking the culture of Brisbane and we are talking what happens when you chuck “vegas” on the end of a place name. Plus, Chris has been hanging out with
Age Gap Love
This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are on! What the hell is Jojo Siwa up to? What’s JayJay Feeney been posting on Instagram? Why is Oprah covered in blood? All this and a fact of the gay to celebrate Brokeback Mountain’s twentieth anniversary
Get James Corden in Space!
This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.Chris is home and Eli is not yet, and Eli is suffering a full hair-mergency in Sydney. We are sending love to our trans whanau and hate to Winnie P. Our Fact of the Gay is about Trans saints and our Queen of the Week are a pair of viral twins. Plus, we
Talking Sheet
With the last shreds of their remaining energy Chris and Eli do what they do best: recap Coachella without having actually seen it. And if you haven’t subscribed to the Substack you’re going to want to today: in the exclusive video award winning comedian Guy Montgomery walks past in his undies. Plus our Fact of the Gay is brought to you in paid partnership with the awesome Shaun Hill from Rewired.
Live in front of Guy Montgomery
It's week one of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and we are recording a day late and without a camera. We are so sorry. But it's a miracle the podcast happened. There is literally so much to talk about this week including Chris's old high school principal being accused of shitting on a driveway 8 times, the horrific persecution of Green MP Benjamin Doyle and why NZ will not embrace Speedo culture a
Celebrity Gay Island
The boys are Melbourne bound - BUY TICKETS NOW - and trying to sort their lives out before they leave. We get into the amazing TV we are living through right now, learn about how sneaky gays took over reality TV and pitch the perfect reality TV show.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
C*cks*cker Tears
The boys are frantic in one of their last spare days before they start touring, and they are learning about the c*ck-sucking tears of famous country queers. Plus Chris’s brand new proverb helps Eli discover everything he believed about hedgehogs is wrong.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa
Alakazam!
The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are immaculate. A 10/10 podcast reviewing a 7.5/10 Gaga album and announcing the cast for a 1000000/10 production of Jesus Christ Superstar - get ready New Zealand!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bugger Me
We are trans-Tasman again, but this time we’ve flipped it and reversed it. Thanks to Disney+ and clips on line we’ve watched most of the Oscar’s. Chris randomly popped up with a fact of the gay this week inspired by Six the musical. But most importantly we remind men out there to check their prostates.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted
TRANS TASMAN QUEER C**TS
We are podcasting like its 2020 and by that obviously over the internet, because Eli is in Sydney and Chris is home. It's a big ole episode discussing weather Sydney is in fact better than Auckland and why? We learn all about the why Mardi Gras isn't pride, and Chris finally goes into detail about the Pitt (TV show, not depression)Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage epis
Quiet in the Library
Time to unpack a harrowing weekend for queers and celebrate the legends who have made this pride so special despite all the f-wits. We ask the big questions like “has Brian Tamaki even read the bible”, and Chris reveals the brand new enemy he made in a one second encounter in the gym. Plus we honour a friend’s dad for Queen of the Week and learn about a real gay church in Fact of the Gay.Get every
Dads With Daughters
From seeing crazy bumper stickers to losing our minds at Laneway - it’s been a busy week. We recap the transcendent experience that was Charli’s headline set, finally talk Emilia Perez and even cover the topic you’ve all been waiting for: the Dump. The fact of the gay comes from the beautiful comments on our Instagram and the Queen of the Week is an incredible girl with an appalling tray of dumpli
LGBTQIA+ Finally RANKED
Recorded minutes after the Grammys finished, we are bringing you the hottest takes we can, given that we live in New Zealand and can’t actually watch it. The fact of the gay is all about a historic onstage wedding ceremony and an unbleeped slur, plus there can be only one Queen Bey of the Week.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!Get your tickets
Knits for Pride
We are launching head first into some of the biggest issues facing us today, like is it okay to run shirtless? Should we use AI to fix our accents? What happens to the gay rams? And who trolled David Seymour the best this week? And can we get to Dan Carter by messaging Jockey?Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!Get your tickets for the crossover
DID THE BEATLES SUCK DICK?
This week Chris and Eli take their official stance on the NZ FOOD AWARDS and that is they are a hoax! We also tally up how many dicks we think the Beatles sucked, and we gloss over what is easily the worst week to be alive in our life times to focus on more pressing issues, what’s going on with the state of movie cinemas.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on o
