The Worst Idea Of All Time
In this award-winning comedy podcast, New Zealand comedians Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt watch and review a movie every week for a full year, starting with Grown Ups 2. They have repeated the punishing format with films like Sex and the City 2, Sex and the City, We Are Your Friends, and the Emmanuelle franchise. Currently, they are working their way through the Fast and Furious franchise in reverse order.
Episodes
Diggin Dennis Dugan: Problem Child
The time is now to visit (in many ways) the origin point of the entire 15 year Worst Idea project. Dennis Dugan’s directorial debut is Problem Child - a 1990 movie which itself is fairly problematic. Beyond the liberal use of the R word and a B-plot involving a serial killer (played by Michael Richards - famously the only unproblematic figure in comedy) being the 8-year-old protagonist’s hero, thi
Family Friends 02
In this incredible Family Friends episode, Guy spends 10 full minutes explaining a fascinating situation involving the English national test cricket team absolutely ruining themselves. On our way to this, we get Tim waxing lyric on the benefits of having a big ass kindle thing you can write on and what’s wrong with Philip K Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. And also Oppenheimer. But main
Getting Rob'ed: The Benchwarmers
Imagine if Adam Sandler made a movie simply to try and get two friends back together. Imagine if Rob Schneider was one of those guys. And now imagine that the movie doesn’t totally suck. The movie you’ve just created in your head is Dennis Dugan’s 2006 Sports Comedy: The Benchwarmers. A heartwarming tale featuring Schneider, in a rare cinematic move for him, as a straight man against Napoleon Dyna
Family Friends 01
Let’s discuss the nature of time - a topic that permeates the near decade and a half history of this god forsaken podcast series. Tim and Guy are talking about YouTube, Guy’s hair and most importantly they’re back in the mailbag exploring how different municipalities experience time and briefly, how the luddites might be back (hooray)! Huge shout out to our mate's series Bryn and Kura’s Singles Cl
Getting Rob’ed
It’s time to take a rocket into the Sandler-system and visit one of Planet Rob’s moons. Specifically Daddy Daughter Trip. This is a 2022 ‘comedy’ written by Rob’s friend Jamie Lissow and Rob’s (now) ex-wife Patricia, directed by Rob and starring Rob and Rob’s daughter. Somewhat bafflingly, John Clesse is in this movie, as is Michael Bublé. This film is described (by Rob) as a love letter to A
A 2026 Grown Up Announcement
Tim and Guy are back on the airwaves that are these internet signals and boy do they have some news to share. You'd think it was the erotica that Tim has written about himself and Guy, however, it is not. It's actually about what's next for The Worst Idea of All Time. Promises made, promises promised to be kept...The ad-free video episode and other goodies can be found at twioat.substack.com Hoste
REPLAY: Killionaire TV: Fin
Patricia, Ben and Joe have been selected by you: The sole, libertarian listener of TWIOAT to go head-to-head-to-head; Facing off in five rounds of intellect, creativity and righteousness to be crowned the champion of Killionaire TV. There can be only one.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 13: Broox v Mehdi v Samantha
Broox - a milk guzzler with a billionaire Hydra idea that involves super glue, de facto relationship law (or lack thereof) in the state of California and... Love? Mehdi - a man who will let the pronunciation of his name slide bringing an interdimensional ploy involving the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. And Samantha - a tech-cursed competitor who wants Bezos and Musk to get in some subs and hunt for t
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 12: Jo vs Bradney
Guy is choosing an exciting animal scale and this episode's Killionaires are picking exciting new ways to enrich and then off some of the wealthy humans on the planet. Bradney's combined the time-honoured elements of raffle tickets, space travel and David Hasselhoff. For her part, Jo has finally recognised Guy and Tim as the pioneers they are and wants to use that to draw Bezos into an intergalact
REPLAY: Killionaire 11: Julian vs Ryan
Julian is a competitor who has been lubricating the ole brain box and is currently hosting a dinner party while he pitches a new TV show. Meanwhile, Ryan is very sober (even more so comparatively) and wants Guy to start a consultancy in Las Vegas that's got bit to do with jet propulsion and a little to do with dick-shaped objects and a lot to do with Werner Herzog. But there's a twist and you're g
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 10: Dana v Ben
Dana and Ben are two competitors who are operating on a very similar frequency and it’s a very fun one. Speaking of frequencies, we got some great voices on this episode to boot. Corporate personhood, weaponising helicopters, a human centipede situation and the disillusion of marriage are all coming together to form a perfect storm of trillionaire murder plots in this very exciting episode of Kill
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 9: Rose v Ollie
In our most recent, exciting episode of Killionaire TV - we’re looking at a plot involving none other than 2000’s sporting icon Lance ‘Livestrong’ Armstrong. It involves a pretty nifty plan matching his biking antics delivered by a man who reflexively defensive about the details. Meanwhile, Rose presents a compelling plan of mentorship, lotteries and… a hammer, I guess? Who will win? Who farted? O
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 8: Will v Joshua
Paperclips, AI and a birthday boy: Truly this episode has all those three things. We've got a brilliant plan involving a digital super intelligence dedicated to creating, marketing and producing ever-improving paperclips from Will. Joshua is celebrating another successful trip around the sun and wants to take a leaf out of Marvel's book to make a real life Ironman.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Poptu
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 7: Stephanie v Jamie
We are back! The Frosty Fellaz are joined by Jamie who hails from "by London" and has a dating app that will target Jeff Bezos and hit him where it hurts. Stephanie beams in from the equally non-specific "outside Boston" with a diabolical scam (and props) built around the old timey appeal of a charity fair dunk tank. Yes again but this one is different!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graph
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 6: Jacob v Patricia
In the arena for this sixth episode of Killionaire TV, Patricia and Jacob battle to see how can we can glow up the bank account of and then end the run of, Zuckerberg and Bezos, respectively. Today's schemes truly have it all: Casinos, octopuses, big windows and bigger stinks. We've got a couple of real pros on set today from hemispheres as diverse as the northern and southern ones.Thanks to edito
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 5: Harley v Crum
In this thrilling episode of Killionare TV, we have Harley who is leading the charge on Operation DRUG BUTT - a strategy featuring an incredible product named 'Thicc Biscc' and a twist - A HUGE TWIST! Meanwhile Crum has donned his network executive tuxedo to pitch one of the most power television ideas anyone has ever heard. They'll be a lot of dancing, they'll be a lot of meowing. They'll be a Ta
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 4: Cameron v Matt
A battle between Old School Simplicity and High-end, High-production Value Showbusiness Showmanship. Cameron wants to see Jeff Bezos sitting on top of a good old fashioned dunk tank filled with sulfuric acid. Matt has conceived of a brand new idea - a Spiderman musical! Who will prevail? Certainly not our billionaires, that’s for sure.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 3: Mack v Shortney
Welcome to Killionaire TV: Episode Three, with two contestants and one goal: End the life of a trillionaire. Our contestants today are Mack from the UK who’s political ambitions are matched only by his lack of preparation for his pitch. In stark contrast, we have Shortney, an American who brings a meticulously planned plot involving a lot of math, a gold pyramid tomb and a plucky entrepreneur name
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 2: Brad v Dylan
Episode Two is upon us and it is a hotly contested doozy! New Zealand's own Dylan joins us with a thick kiwi accent to propose using the power of boats, French accents and the power of love to bring Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to a tragic ending. Meanwhile Brad is on the line from the Lone Star State with a Disney’s Cars book full of graphs and big dreams of helping the CEO of Amazon monopolise US pr
REPLAY: Killionaire TV 1: Joe v Lexi
Welcome to the first episode of Killionaire TV. An exciting new fundraising and elimination project created by the people, for the people, in the interest of making the very same people, as wealthy as each other.In our first episode Lexi joins us from Ireland to pitch us about an artificial intelligence torture chamber with Mark Zuckerberg’s name all over it. We then hear from Joe in Nottingham, w
After The Laughter 2
How large are the fellaz living? Somewhere between medium and large. Fitting, because Tim's got a hot new t-shirt from TWIOAT alumni, Nick from Prawn Salad (S01E29). We hear from our friends who have engaged with the Worst Idea cut of Joker 2 and we hear Guy unravel when Tim affirms his ability to decide whether or not he will watch the movie again. We also dig into reddit/r/TWIOAT to find out wha
After The Laughter 1
Guy and Tim are BACK after a far longer absence than you may know. United in the bounds of fatherhood in a post-Joker 2 haze, your brave boiz are swapping stories of writers who insist on writing stories about writers, Guy's upcoming gig hosting a comedy show headlined by Tiffany Haddish, and Tim being on lots of drugs. Most crucially though, this is an opportunity to get another Hall of Famer pie
14: Jensen v. Superior Court (1984)
Tim and Guy have watched Joker 2 for the 14th time over the last 4 days. No external stimulus - both clad with noise cancelling earbuds. Now is a time for reflection. For gratitude to those who’ve helped us get here. An opportunity for Corrections and Amendments, not just for the boiz but for the movie as well. We also hear from Dr Suzie, a brave fan of the movie who has already walked this path a
13: My Present Guy
The finish line is in sight and the boys are very ready to drag themselves across it. The hangover from last night’s huge revelation is real. Wearing their exhaustion on their sleeve, Tim is talking a BIG GAME about his experiment with showing the Hollywood and Worst Idea cuts of Joker 2 to an unspoiled audience. Guy is reminiscing about previous altered states the boiz have experienced. And all t
12: 1:08:02
Guy has fixed the movie and all it took was 4 watches of Joker 2 in one day. “It is a fantastic movie” - real quote from a man who has now seen Joker 2 a dozen times inside the last 4 days. Tim is giddy with excitement about the discovery and kindly requests that you give this revelation the respect it deserves. Stop what you’re doing - Listen to what the boiz have to say, because they just figure
11: The Body Is Able
It’s the 3rd watch of the day, and the 11th watch over all so far and the bys re wearing thin. Guy is trying to figure out whether it matter if Joker 2’s director, Todd Phillips made a bad film intentionally or not. Tim believes the movie may be talking to him. You’ll want to catch this one for a special announcement of a project-related task the boys will be engaged in immediately after this epis
10: Grease Lightning Monocle w/ Abby Howells
Dr Abby Howells, PhD (whose doctoral thesis is fittingly 'Performing prison: How is life on the inside portrayed to the outside world?') joins Tim and Guy to praise Joker 2 for one reason only: "It is not as racist as prison movies typically are." Apart from this silver lining, there's a lot of critical clouds on the horizon of Folie à deux - a fact that will shock anyone who's listened to other e
09: Lost In Our Work
Get ready for a completely earnest discussion about the movie Joker: Folie à Deux cause these guys have lost it. Tim’s review of this watch? “I miss my family and I want to leave.” Guy’s feelings on critics who aren’t down at The Classic with them watching this film? Frauds. Tim pontificates on what Chris Nolan would have to say to Todd Phillips, Guy believes Todd has left breadcrumbs in the movie
08: The Straight Man's Mushroom Lady
The Male Gayz’ Eli Matthewson and Chris Parker join Guy and Tim in the rats nest they have created in The Classic comedy club in central Auckland to enjoy Joker 2 again, having been incredibly disappointed by Folie à Deux when they saw it at the NZ premiere upon its initial release. The quad discuss how the film should be compared to Mama Mia, how Joaquin dreamed the concept into being and dig int
07: Coulrophobia
We've got it all - running water in the urinal, personal agency and a 7th watch of Joker 2. Tim and Guy examine the brutal reality of the seven times at the trough. Stuffed, so completely, with Joker 2.Monty is steadfast in his belief that he simply will not be bossed around by this movie, and breaks down (with the detail and vocabulary of a decades-long sports commentator) the back and forth of t
06: Unreachable and On A Ranch
Coming to you from the sleeping bags they just spent the night in, inside the comedy club they currently live in - Guy and Tim are picking apart the financial performance of Joker 2 and the incredible reaction of Todd Phillips upon release of the film. Tim tries (to limited avail) to tie the trajectory of the watches to Elisabeth Kübler-Ross’ five stages of grief. Guy poses the question: Who are t
05: 15 Jokes From Joker: Folie à Deux
It has been three weeks, and in some ways five weeks. And in some other ways, it has simply been one day for Tim and Guy watching Joker: Folie à Deux. A damaged Lithium Ion battery pack has become a ticking potential timebomb threatening to destroy The Classic (Tim and Guy's current abode) adding beautiful background tension to this episode. The very definition of a joke is picked apart for a very
04: Socially Responsible Filmmaking
Guy and Tim are truly ON ONE. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is outted as a common plagiarist. Todd Phillips is recognised as being VERY IMPORTANT to the making of Joker 2. And also, it is Monday! Now imagine this: What if this movie was made for just one person? And what if that person was a certain Canadian physiologist who almost killed himself going on an all meat diet? There truly is a lot to consid
03: Clown School
We are joined by writer, comedian and (semi) qualified clown Johanna Cosgrove for our third watch, on day two of our grand experiment. Johanna, Guy and Tim run an intense discussion on the musical genre in film, the competing Parisian clown schools and of exactly what Lady Gaga is doing in this movie. Also this episode, we introduce Tim’s eye stye!Support the grand experiment, and see the video ep
02: Pool Builders
Tim and Guy are up against it. It's only the second watch and Guy fears the pair are in too deep a water already. That is a scary prospect for two men looking down the barrel of 12 more watches in just 4 short days. Let us gaze upon the beautiful cinematography and excellent acting of Joker 2 and marvel at how it stills somehow manages to be a really stinky film. Tim offers advice for his friends
01: Time Dilation
It’s the first watch and it’s also the most elastic experience of time Guy Montgomery has ever had while sober. Tim is terrified of what has the pair have signed themselves up to for this season upon now seeing the film. Recounting the plot is a seemingly impossible task. This film releasing in cinemas seems, in retrospect, like an impossible outcome. But the inescapable truth is: Movie come out -
Method
Welcome to a brand new season of The Worst Idea of All Time. In late 2025, we set out to apply our method film review process to Joker: Folie à Deux.Join us, outside the front doors of The Classic, Auckland’s only comedy club. A venue we will soon enter the doors of to live inside for one week, to watch and review Joker: Folie à Deux. 14 watches. 14 reviews. 14 chances for the movie to impress thi
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Guy and Tim have a special announcement recorded months ago but broadcast now for your information. Join us, as we welcome into the world, a new human and a new season of The Worst Idea of All Time.See the full video episodes at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
REPLAY: S02E52 - The End
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESLive from The Bell House in New York City, home to the Sex and The City gals, Guy and Tim are putting a bow on it in front of a live crowd. The knife is replaced, the Brady v Dickbot fight is ending. It's truly the end of an era. Listen with love in your hearts and hope for the lads as they briefly rest before setting out f
REPLAY: S02E51 - Reporting In
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are watching Sex and The City 2 for the second to last time EVER! It's an exciting time, producing a surprisingly low energy episode. Beaten and battle-worn, the lads have allowed the Sandlerverse to pop its head back into the fold and Guy has an insane theory about what background characters on the phone are do
REPLAY: S02E53 - Friendzone 3
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim share are in NYC! The pair share their epic travelling tales in this mini episode and shower their appreciation on all the contributors to the show. Thank you one and all!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
REPLAY: S02E50 - Captain Red Shorts
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are on a plane. They are nearing the end. Tim is reaching very deeply to find a shining light. Guy is crossing the seasonal streams by introducing Steve Buscemi to Mr Big. The pilot is mic'ed up and NZ superstar Kim Crossman is also on board. Not long to go now folks.Support the boys on their modern-day adventur
REPLAY: FRIENDZONE 2
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back in The Friendzone, enjoying some lovely music (courtesy of Mild 7 via Lotus Pool Records) and diving into some listener support, chatter from sub Reddit (r/TWIOAT). Intergallatic Gloryhole appears in the stars, Tim cannot remember Guy AND MORE SANDWICH JOKE EXPLAINATION!Support the boys on the
REPLAY: S02E49 - Specters
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESOh boy, the lads are on the floor, beaten down and the ref has started the count. While not quite out of the fight yet, Guy and Tim are severly injured and mentally damaged. How many Hulk Hogans can stop a comet? What is the game of Cub? What is Coffee Guy's true origin? What was King from Tekken? Only one way to
REPLAY: FRIENDZONE 1
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim release a mini episode of the podcast to thank people who have been giving us money and let you know our impending plans!Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
REPLAY: S02E48 - XXXL Pool Party
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are surrounded by summer. Deciding to open their hearts (and the studio door) to the surrounds welcomes in a bunch of neighbourhood kids cooling off in the pool and the sounds of cicadas. The Knife is also back in the co-host hot seat this week. Regular segments checking in with Brady, Dickbot and everyone's fav
REPLAY: S02E47 - Becky Lucas
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThe boys have enlisted the assistance of bloody excellent Aussie comedian Becky Lucas (@becky_lucas89) and she has watched the film hung over and emotional. Crying no less than seven times during the film, Becky is bringing some spicy, fair dinkum suggestions to Coffee Guy and Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas. Also on this week's
REPLAY: S02E46 - Slummer Party
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim sounds like he's in a box. Why? Because apparently after over 100 episodes, the boys still haven't figured out how to record properly. After disabling his own microphone and having to come through Guy's, Tim is hyped up for The Worst Idea of All Time slummer party. It's a late night viewing and a pitch black p
REPLAY: S02E45 5 Stars
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis tank is running low on gas folks. But luckily, the end is in sight for our two kiwi battlers. The Church of Noeth(spelling?), the ire of Nicky, the superior swimming skills of Guy - all are on show in this episode. A web-enabled rat super species are now a terrifying possibility and the wedding was probably expens
REPLAY: S02E44 - Yabbering
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim's in Wellington, Guy's in Christchurch. But one thing won't change: These boys are spending the morning with MPK and four lovely ladies travelling to Abu Dhabi. The mood is low but shining lights still find a way to punch through. The movie's structure is discussed at a length it doesn't deserve and Brady's out to
REPLAY: S02E43 - Magda
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis ep features an all too overlooked character - Magda, the housekeeper. Is she a competing robot vying with Dickbot for domination? Is she a Russian spy? Miranda's importance to the Rat King arc is drawn out. Mr Big is splitting his focus between deadliest catch and a new idea: retractable, blendable knives in
REPLAY: S02E42 - Merch
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim dig into a very heavy Dickbot v Brady episode discussing the possibilities and probabilities of a Rat King going toe-to-toe with a cold, electronic maniac. The Pretender makes an appearance also, as does Viper and some Nickelodeon childhood memories.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at tw
REPLAY: S02E41 - Five Hour Energy
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESNobody is going to listen to a five-hour episode so I hardly think I need to include a description.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
REPLAY: S02E40 - Paul Scheer
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThat's right listeners, Mr Paul Scheer (host of How Did This Get Made) - the reason you probably know about Tim and Guy whatsoever, is finally on the podcast. And it's his third time watching Sex and The City 2! Paul joins the lads from Los Angeles and discusses men's packages, the general apparent loathing a
REPLAY: S02E39 - Southern
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim seem to have subbed out for two good ol boys from the American South - Stevenson and Warren. They share stories from their past, their family and their unique perspective on the film shaped by their southern upbringing. BIGPIPE BROADBAND supports this episode, Brady watches over it and Warren and
REPLAY: S02E38 - Walk
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESBrought to you by BIGPIPE! Guy and Tim got bored so they've grabbed the microphone and roamed the streets of suburban New Zealand. Their trip includes fireworks blowing up in the background and a quick shop at the supermarket. While freaking out passers by who are watching two men with headphones on talking into beanie
REPLAY: S02E37 - Drowning
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy's in Melbourne, Tim's in New Zealand. The latter of the boys has strayed and briefly bailed to the glorious internet during this watch as he just couldn't take it anymore. Off the back of this diversion, we've got some IMDB facts about the film this week. A frank discussion on the nature of death by drowning, anoth
REPLAY: S02E36 - Hand Awards
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim have been sent a Elton John-flavoured Coffee Guy (Man) theme song from a fan. It's time for the Annual Hand Awards, the mere mention of Brady's name is eliciting fear all over the shop and Guy is tickled by an drink pouring extra in the wedding scene.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat
REPLAY: S02E35 - Sushi Delivery
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESKARMA COLA showers the boys in sponsor kisses this week. Guy takes us back to his Canadian adventures, Tim is now working in a bar. Mr Big meanwhile has found a way to sell octopus feces to the masses. Coffee Guy is putting rockets in shoes, on account of his inventor father, ya see? Meanwhile Carrie and Big have been
REPLAY: S02E34 - Subtitle
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThis ep is brought to you by Bigpipe so suck on that! Tim and Guy are back to the banal normal vanilla viewings at home and it's not going well. Talk about chimps ripping faces off, musical motifs and far too much time spent discussing whether Sex and The City 2 should have had a subtitle. Coffee Guy has a 4 metre wing
REPLAY: S02E33 - Intergalactic Gloryhole
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back home. There's no guests. There's no flashy location. There's no live audience. Just two guys, one movie, 32nd watch. Mr Big has a sixteen piece ska band. Guy flips his mattress because of French crumbs and possibly human discharge. A lot of whispering going on. Plus Coffee Guy has started educating chil
REPLAY: S02E32 - Tokyo Drift
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are in LA doing a live record during the #Audible LA Podcast Festival 2015. AND WHAT AN EPISODE! Guy talks masturbating to Lizzie McGuire, Tim's theory on where cheese comes from (again), the Grown Ups/Sex and The City cross over, random audience member's opinion on whether or not we're comedy geniuses (spoiler:
REPLAY: S02E31 - Paul F (Part Two)
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESPaul F Tompkins joins the lads for the second part of this special two part episode. Bigpipe.co.nz also joins the fray in the form of a great sponsor. In this edition: PFT takes the lads through a cultural maze including a Streetcar Named Desire and a horror film called Thinner. The Dickbot v Brady rumble gains exciting new
REPLAY: S02E30 - Paul F (Part One)
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESPaul F. Tompkins joins Guy and Tim for a watch of Sex and The City 2. The comedy and podcasting great has seen both movies and every episode of the TV show so watch out for some in depth knowledge about everyone's favourite franchise! The trio cover ground including the Cookie Monster, the oppressive use of f
REPLAY: S02E29 - Altitude
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESThe lads are on a 13 hour flight (in coach, no less) to The States for the 2015 Los Angeles Podcast Festival. But before the big show, they're battling sleeping pills, international date lines and moderate alcohol consumption at 10,000 feet to rejoin their favourite four gals. Tim finds sympathy for Charlotte, Guy find
REPLAY: S02E28 - Dickbot
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESLONG LIVE KARMA COLA (and death to Blaze Pizza), the lads have finally got a show sponsor. The corporate injection has added a spring in Tim and Guy's step but it's only short lived as another diabolical watch of SaTC2 sends their minds in deep theories of AI. Also this week - hidden anti-Government messages Michael Patrick
REPLAY: S02E27 - Unsympathetic
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are back! Now separated by different seas and timezones, Tim is recording from a five-star resort in Thailand while Guy has just arrived into Sydney, Australia. With a renewed vigour and keen desire to add some Grown Ups 2 back to the mix, the lads are well and truly back after a significant absence. Loaded with
REPLAY: S02E26 - The Fuck
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim is angry, tired and lashing out at Guy. Guy is trying to hold the show together. An 11:30pm watch of Sex and The City 2 has proven too much for the NZ based half of the podcasting duo, with Tim barely able to keep his eyes open and mouth moving. Guy meanwhile paints an incredible picture of Mr Big's latest Big Idea
REPLAY: S02E25 - Matafeo
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESFriend of the TWIOAT, award-winning comedian Rose Matefeo is back on the podcast, beaten down by 2.5 hours of Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte. Hot topics this week include Rose's fascination with when cheating actually matters, an introduction of Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas and the ridiculous campy fashion of SATC2.
REPLAY: S02E24 - Shit
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim are separated still by thousands of kms (or miles, if you like) and several timezones but NOTHING will stop them watching Sex and The City 2 for the two dozenth time. The boys are upset but sobre. Depressed but communicating. Some fans got in touch who watched the movie with their reviews. Coffee Guy gets a
REPLAY: S02E23 - Rage Train
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy has gone to Europe, Tim is stuck back in New Zealand. It is the middle of the night for Tim, the morning for Guy. The only thing that unites them is a shared, unbridled rage for Sex and The City 2. This recent watch, away from eahc other or anyone else has forced the pair to engage with the film and the results are
REPLAY: S02E22 - Burginoff
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESMichael Patrick King is an imaginary character invented by Sarah Jessica Parker, Tim is impressed by almost literally everyone. Tim also explores how to survive on a desert island with Miranda's boss, Tom. Guy attempts to defend his position of having Usian Bolt like speed over middle distance running ability. Coffee guy an
REPLAY: S02E21 - Drinking Day
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy and Tim decide to try and form a drinking game out of Sex and The City 2. Just like the Grown Ups 2 version of the game, things get messy quickly and the rules are less than obvious. Discussions of America's holiday pay, Charlotte's ample bossomed nanny and violent threats from Tim against Guy are all on the table. The
REPLAY: S02E20 - Corry
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESTim and Guy are back on the couch and this week joined by professional film reviewer Dom Corry of TheGoodInMovies.com and BOY IS HE FIRED UP! Having followed the TV series across its many seasons, Dom brings a knowledge, enthusiasm and articulation rarely heard on this God-forsaken project. It's a refreshing change of pace
REPLAY: S02E19 Dalai Lama
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESFruit bowls should not be viewed travelling. The Pope is rocking a Prius, maybe because you're buying a six inch chicken fillet sub. New Hampshire's amazing rugby team love shins! Meanwhile we should all be Decalling Our Niqabs. And if Sex and The City 2 is like an acid trip - what KIND of acid trip is it like? On
REPLAY: S02E18 JoHos
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESHow long does a corpse take to break down inside a camel? How could Guy and Tim improve Sex and The City 2? How cold is SO cold that you start fighting white people? What's the best time to nag a clothes dryer? These are the questions two guys from New Zealand ask at 1am after watching the movie for the 18th time.
REPLAY: S02E17 - Wings
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESGuy's asleep. Katy Perry has been sucked into an inter-dimension portal and is now representing this earthly realm in other galaxies. The costume department are DC comic book fans. Coffee man has been involved in a horrific but hilarious skydiving incident. Tim can't get enough of Samantha's concrete bangs and the lads dip
REPLAY: S02E16 - Smooching
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESNic Sampson and Joseph Moore from the Cheap Tuesday podcast join Guy and Tim for their sixteenth watch of the film and it quickly descends into a 1am drunken free for all. Nic and Joe try their best to recreate the entire film in 4 minutes and barely miss a single plot point. We discover that Mr Big is possibly colourb
REPLAY: S02E15 - iPhone4
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESDid Michael Patrick Harris make Sex and The City 2 exclusively on iPhone4s and one Macbook? Is the movie aging, like a human? Should Carrie's book really have been a book? What is the sentient robot spirit Billy? Should Steve be reading audiobooks? Is this too many questions?Support the boys on their modern-day adventu
REPLAY: S02E14 - Buffy
THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESAn AM watch of the movie hasn't done much to lift the spirits of Guy and Tim. During yet another punishing viewing of the film, a plumber appeared, flatmates were in and out but when the excitement lowered and dust settled - it was just another morning with two idiots on a couch.In this celebrity heavy ep, the lads dis
