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The Agenda

The Agenda

The Alternative Commentary Collective 1311 Episodes Jul 27, 2026

The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective, offering sports commentary with a humorous and irreverent twist. It covers major talking points from the world of sports, often incorporating playful elements like urban dictionary definitions. Brought to you by Export Ultra, the podcast positions itself as your #2 favorite sports podcast.

Episodes

"The Steven Adams Hug Humiliator"
"The Steven Adams Hug Humiliator" Jul 27, 2026 3282 On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall take a look over some of the great nude trophy lifts they have received, and address a troubling trend (03:00)... Next, we might have finally found commentators who are more excitable than us (10:30), and they relitigate the meeting with Steven Adams from the day before, including a true humiliator for G Lane (20:10)... Plus, New Zealand has finall
"The Steven Adams Special"
"The Steven Adams Special" Jul 27, 2026 466 In this special episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane are joined by Steven Adams! Steven drops in to chat about teaming up with the NZ Warriors for his Steven Adams Pathways Trust fundraising campaign aimed at giving more Kiwi kids the opportunity to participate in sport.Then the fellas put Steven through the infamous "22 In 2" questions...To support the ongoing work of the St
"Two Day Hangover & Scorpion Of Doom"
"Two Day Hangover & Scorpion Of Doom" Jul 27, 2026 3698 On today's Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are both suffering from aggressive two-day hangovers (00:00), so will New Zealand's Commonwealth Games medal haul cheer them up (06:45)? Next, should we be worried about the Wahs losing to the Bulldogs (14:20), and it's a five-peat for Tadej Pogačar in the Tour De France, so what does Lance Armstrong make of it all (24:30)... PLUS we have b
"Fantastic Mr. Fox"
"Fantastic Mr. Fox" Jul 24, 2026 862 Before they were getting Paul Henry to send "Death Threats" to Chris Hipkins and talking about shaggin Winnie, Jerry & Manaia chatted to Great NZer Ryan Fox just a couple of days after his win at The Open!Here's the full chat from the Hauraki Breakfast, including what it was like standing over that final putt on the 18th, the whirlwind of emotions since the win and what's next for Foxy...Did y
"Doomscrolling & Sportsbetting"
"Doomscrolling & Sportsbetting" Jul 24, 2026 3648 On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall is joined by James McConie from Glasgow as the Commonwealth Games gets underway, so where in New Zealand would be the best place for us to host the games (00:00)? Next, the first thing Ryan Fox wanted when he got back to New Zealand was a pie, so where is the best place to get one in New Zealand (19:30), who will be the biggest bolter for the All Blacks on their tour
"Hairy Jav In A Box"
"Hairy Jav In A Box" Jul 23, 2026 3728 Today on The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Matt Heath are joined by special guest Grant Elliot aka The Hairy Jav to discuss the latest in the whirlwind world of Ryan Fox and his domination of the world's media (00:00)!  They also cover the disgraced Davy Dumb Dumb and his drunk driving charge (03:45), before the Jav reveals an incredible gift for the guys and the ACC XI (14:15)... Plus Matt Hea
"The ACC SportsBook - July 23rd"
"The ACC SportsBook - July 23rd" Jul 23, 2026 1270 Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to wax lyrical about Foxy's Open win and table some audio from last week's episode (0:00). Then they pore over the big wins from last weekend (03:30) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the NRL (03:15), and the F1 (11:00)...Then this week's Grab A Pen (14:45), Stats To Impress The Ladies (17:30) and this week's ThreeWay (19:
"Everybody Loves Foxy!"
"Everybody Loves Foxy!" Jul 22, 2026 3538 On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane look at how Ryan Fox has blown up worldwide, and now the whole world loves him (00:00)!  Next, it's a Correction Corner and a heartfelt apology to former Black Cap captain and Grant Fox's grandad Merv Wallace (06:45), could Streaker Bullrush be the greatest sports Halftime show of all time (23:55), and is this the death knell for the Commonwea
"The First BSA Complaint"
"The First BSA Complaint" Jul 21, 2026 3236 On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane informs Tony Lyall about his first BSA complaint, so what did he say to raise the ire of the public (00:00)? Next, the Ryan Fox celebration train rolls on, so who is the biggest loser from his historic Open win (08:45), the fellas finally get around to discussing the Football World Cup, and the commentators managed to make more mistakes than The ACC (17:20), and
"Ryan Fox & A Sportsgasm Weekend"
"Ryan Fox & A Sportsgasm Weekend" Jul 20, 2026 3923 On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall in the immediate aftermath of the Football World Cup final, but they are too caught up in Ryan Fox winning the British Open to talk about it (00:00).They also rake over the coals of the All Blacks' win over Ireland in the ultimate Mana Munch at Eden Park (10:30), the Black Caps nearly turning a win into a defeat
"Fish Fingers & Shohei's A Guy?"
"Fish Fingers & Shohei's A Guy?" Jul 16, 2026 3317 On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane tells Tony Lyall the harrowing story behind why he was in A&E till 1am with a fish hook in his finger the night before (00:00)...Next, which high-profile athlete did Mike Tyson misgender (09:20), and it's the photo that everyone is talking about, so should all babies be bathed by a professional athlete (13:20)... Plus, what song should DJ A Hol
"It's Not Coming Home And It's Not Funny"
"It's Not Coming Home And It's Not Funny" Jul 16, 2026 3022 On this episode of The Agenda, a desolate Matt Heath joins Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane in the immediate aftermath of England being bundled out of the World Cup, and it DEFINITELY isn't funny (00:00)...Next, why on earth would you schedule an All Blacks match at the same time as the Wahs (09:55), are South Africa the Russian dopers of the rugby world (25:15), and we have an update on people gett

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