The Morning Rumble
If you like hard hitting news and informative talk...then listen to something else. But if you're after plenty of laughs, in-fighting and a whole lot of piss-taking, then catch up on the best bits from The Morning Rumble's daily breakfast show on The Rock.
Episodes
ON-AIR π’ - Mystery Creech
Today on the show - 00.00.00 - Today In Rumble History 00.09.03 - Knicks Biggest Comeback In Basketball History 00.13.56 - Saved From A Shark By Dolphins 00.24.03 - Rural Rog Feedback 00.27.24 - Rugby League Heartwarming Story 00.31.29 - Jamie Wall On Super Rugby Finals 00.37.07 - Country Creechs Weekend Fizz From Fieldays 00.42.15 - Best Bits Of The Week 00.45
GUEST π - Jamie Wall From The DSPN Rugby
Today we were joined in studio by Rugby reporter and author Jamie Wall ahead of this weekends super rugby final match ups and around the corner of All Blacks test team selection. We get his thoughts on Bolters, First Fives, and who's taking home a super rugby title this year.
ON-AIR π’ - Accidentally Drinking Fluffy Bastard
00.00.00: What Was In Your Water Tank? 00.09.18: ESPN Reporter Kane Pitman Live From New York 00.17.27: Kane Evans + Mental Health Chat 00.21.42: Longest You've Survived In The Cold 00.32.00: Special Guests Predicting Special Things 00.39.43: All Blacks and Chief Flanker Simon Parker 00.45.22: Kieran Read Mentality Advice 00.50.20: Harden Up Parents
ON-AIR π’ - The Ick List: Ankle Socks, Doggy Paddling and Energy Drinks
00.00.00: Rog Getting Reamed For His Armband 00.03.16: Bear News 00.07.46: Bad Parents Revisited 00.15.00: The Ick List 00.30.48: Body Parts That Don't Work 00.36.48: Fieldays, Rural Quiz and "That's Farmin"
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Squirt Alarm
The side hustle poddy are back to chat all about crazy inventions including a microwave toastie maker perfect for Rog and moisture sensing bed sheets!!
ON-AIR π’ - We'll Come Back
00.00.00: Learning About Mitch's Birthday 00.04.22: Firetruck Failures 00.14.18: Devilskin Rock 2000 Announce 00.17.22: Bad Parenting 00.27.12: Delivery Disasters
SPECIAL GUEST - Former All Blacks Manager Darren Shand π
The team are joined by Darren Shand to chat all about managing the All Blacks, who the most memorable players he's worked with are and what he believes is the most important parts of being in a team!!
ON-AIR π’- We Won A Radio Award!!
00.00.00: Weekend Catch-Up (Radio Awards, Super Rugby, Knicks) 00.14.10: Good News That Isn't In The News 00.21.20: Brand New And Ya Instantly Broke It 00.29.21: How Long Did You Take To Get Checked? 00.44.14: Guns n Roses Flyaway
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John π₯π¨ββοΈ
Doctor John is back to chat all your health issues including bowel cancer, erectile disfunction and Mulls being a "Soft Boy"
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "F**k You Gregory!"
Rog. Mulls, Creech and Mitch get loose chatting about the Radio Awards - some great bits of Rog in here! And they get to Creech's premature fizz because the show was too busy today for it to be included!
ON-AIR π’ - The Official Morning Rumble Jingle Is Here!!
00.00.00: The Producers Have Made a Jingle 00.07.33: What Did Your Dog Get Into? 00.13.00: Why Were You On The News? 00.20.02: Rugby Commentator Sean Maloney 00.28.48: How'd Ya Burn Yourself? 00.38.43: Revisiting Dogs 00.41.16: Metallica At The Sphere + Facts 00.45.33: Black Cap Ish Sodhi
ON-AIR π’ - "Do You Not Wanna Hear My Stanky Fish Smell"
00.00.00: Freezer Fails 00.10.04: Knicks Song 00.14.33: Creech's Corner - Wednesday Motivation 00.17.49: What Happens When The Boss Is Away? 00.23.25: Guiness World Records 00.36.59: Road Rage 00.46.14: Butcher Bird 00.48.36: Freezers Revisited + Dirty Dogs
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Pulling Off Rove McManus
The team are joined by Australian national treasure Rove Mcmanus to chat the new show he is hosting and things get weird as Jason Statham impressions come out, selfies are taken and Rog tries to pull him off!!
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Glad He Ate Her
The dream team are back to talk all things long weekend and fanny fish - tread carefully!!
ON-AIR π’ - Coochee Cooling
00.00.00: Hoo-Hah Horrors 00.02.48: Wild Bodily Functions 00.09.06: Unread Emails - Who Can Beat 11k? 00.16.36: Weekend Sports Recap 00.20.02: Humiliating Tradie Injuries 00.30.14: Crook Camping Yarns 00.35.16: Mastermind Monday 00.39.52 Bear News and Beer News 00.45.08: Tim Payne's Meteoric Rise 00.48.16: Vinnie Jones Doco
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "It Doesn't End Well For Most Guys That Own Islands"
The team discuss what sports teams would win in a war if their names were brought to life!
ON-AIR π’ - Maximus Erectus
00.00.00: Mystic Mitch: The Show As Crustaceans 00.04.10: Uber Eats Pigs 00.11.55: Alice In Chains Anniversary 00.14.06: Comedian Chris Parker 00.23.27: Perfect Performances (Creech's Gladiator and Rog's Elton John) 00.32.20: Traitors Host Madeline Sami 00.41.23: Throne For Your Home Winner 00.45.22: Creech's Friday Fizz 00.48.42: Harambe Tribute
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Big-Dog Butchering Borat
After Mulls rips into Radio Sport listeners we get one of the most horrendous attempts at a Borat accent you ill ever hear, courtesy of Rog!!
ON-AIR π’ - OnlyGrans: Grans With Cans
00.00.00: Every Time The Show Mentioned State of Origin Today 00.09.08: Incredible Rescue Operations (Including How The Team Can Use Their Baldness) 00.19.24: Teach Creech Rehearsal 00.24.01: How Much Money You Got Til Next Payday? 00.35.54: Rumble History: Mel's Stand-Up 00.40.03: What Non-Poo Event Happened In The Toilet? 00.47.16: Ethan Blackadder
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Up The Purples!!
WARNING: This episode includes Creech doing the famous Dicks, Pussies and Assholes speech from Team America to get everyone revved up for State of Origin tonight!!
ON-AIR π’ - Three Eyed Virgin
00.00.00: Cramp Disasters 00.10.11: Crazy Knicks Facts and Fans 00.13.16: You Plus Appliance Equals What? 00.17.45: State of Origin Hype (Facts + Game) 00.30.23: New Jonah Lomu Doco Trailer 00.34.30: Dates Gone Wrong 00.42.51: Writing Off Your First Car
ON-AIR π’ - Culinary Court: The Tuna Toastie Trial
00.00.00: The Tuna Toastie Trial 00.18.54: Toilet Troubles 00.32.29: Paragliding Near Death Experience 00.37.27: Tin-Juries
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Quick Catchup Before Topp Twins Tribute
Mulls is excited for Christmas and Creech tries to claim that he looks like Robert Pattinson before the team replay their chat with The Topp Twins in light of Dame Jools Topp's passing.
ON-AIR π’ - "He's Our Little Vibrator"
00.00.00: Weekend Recap 00.10.17: Nasty Budgies 00.17.15: Teach Creech 00.24.50: Mitch and Mel's Dating Profiles 00.28.53: Man Swallowed By Hippo 00.35.17: Mastermind Monday 00.38.58: Throne For Your Home 00.42.20: Weird Workmates
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Mel's Crazy Raisins and The Invisible Rog
The Side Quest Poddy are back to chat superpowers and culinary preferences; Rog wants to be invisible and Creech loves lasagne with a fruit!!
Best Bits of the Week π₯- 22nd May
Here's another addition of our weekly highlights through the eyes of Producer Mitch!!
ON-AIR π’ - Willy Workouts, Wedding Burnouts and Bryce Not Knowing The 90s
00.00.00: Willy Workouts 00.04.10: Greatest Comebacks 00.14.21: What'd You Burn Down? 00.19.26: David Nyika 00.25.30: Leg Lengthening 00.29.40: Mitch's Crusade 00.32.35: Let There Be Rock (90s Quiz + Recap) 00.38.18: Creech's Friday Fizz 00.41.05: Wedding Dramas
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Once In A Poo Moon
Creech is scaring people off the poddy but it's saved by a special guest; another Web Wizard, Maia, who has some exciting news to share about commentating in Germany!! And we also discuss pooing at work...
ON-AIR π’ - Designer Vagina
00.00.00: Naughty Teens Revisited 00.08.01: Crook Stuff You Do For Your Partner 00.16.51: Greatest Comebacks 00.23.46: Reconstructive Surgeries 00.32.10: Unconventional Combos 00.41.56: Bryce Is Right 00.45.27: Josh Lord IV 00.50.39: Poo-Casso
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "Like A Packet Of Go-Ghurt"
The side quest poddy is back and these 4 rogue bandits start todays chat at the 70s and end it at Las Vegas orgys!!
ON-AIR π’ - Bryces Noodle Legs
00.00.00: Who's Getting Your Name Wrong 00.12.36: Knicks Ticket Prices + Hype 00.17.36: Bryce's Booger 00.20.42: Horse or Creech? 00.23.58: When Did You Use Martial Arts? 00.33.27: Mulls New TV Show 00.35.50: The Bryce Is Right 00.38.53: Naughty Pre-Teens 00.46.23: Child Proteges
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - By Smelling Her Pits?
The gang are joined by Web Wizard Raynor to chat all about Jay's emphatic stone skimming victory and it ends up at Creech smelling his girlfriend's pits!!
SPECIAL GUEST - Tony Johnson π€π
The team are joined by legendary commentator TJ, to chat all things Super Rugby, All Blacks selections and fondest memories over his near 50 years in the industry!!
ON-AIR π’ - Shelving Coffee, Getting Lost In The Bush and "Using Me Melons"
00.00.00: Someone's Shelving Coffee 00.03.02: Lost In the Bush 00.16.11: What Did You Walk Away From? 00.27.13: Who Would Be A Good Spy? 00.32.10: The Bryce Is Right 00.34.46: Eye Injuries 00.44.16: Mitch's Crusade
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "I'm Never Gonna Watch A Rugby Game With Mitch Again"
Poor Rog cops more from the very happy Canes fans, Bryce and Mulls, whilst Mitch stirs the pot even more and Creech tries to derail it by talking about nether regions!!
ON-AIR π’ - "First We Had Uranus Now We Have UrTits"
00.00.00: Rog Sulking Over Canes Win 00.07.36: Horrible Handshakes 00.14.31: Nipple Planet 00.17.56: Struck By Lightning 00.22.39: Ali Williams 00.32.39: Does Your Name Match Your Job? 00.43.12: Mastermind Monday 00.46.58: The Bryce Is Right 00.50.04: Looking Back (Rumble History + Chris Cornell Tribute)
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Thick and Stumpy
This chat with Rog, Bryce, Mulls, Creech and Mitch goes from phone preferences to who would you rather get Hopoate'd by... pretty standard!!
ON-AIR π’ - Sir Graham Henry, Balkan Bear, The Blues and A Very Late Mitch
00.00.00: Creech's Corner 00.04.28: When Did Ya Sleep In? 00.13.46: Terrible Gym Sessions 00.20.07: You Know You're In ___ When You See People Wearing ____ 00.28.50: Rock the Globe + Friday Fizz 00.34.06: Balkan Bear 00.42.59: Sir Graham Henry 00.46.39: Patrick Tuipulotu and Dalton papali'i
Best Bits of the Week π₯ - 15th May
Producer Mitch has done it again! And this week features some of our fave callers of the year so far!!
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "Step Brothers Is Overrated"
We won't judge if you fast forward the bit where Mitch can't name a funny movie he enjoyed! But at least get to the bits where Rog talks about Mr. Skin or Bryce talks about f'ing up his handshake with Karl Urban!
ON-AIR π’ - "I Was Not Masturbating Near A Dead Kangaroo"
00.00.00: The Great Sneak In 00.11.01: Du'Plessis Kirifi 00.16.27: NCEA Credits Revisited 00.19.49: Mulls and MJ Similarities 00.22.48: Rog The Good Samaritan 00.27.15: Brad Shields 00.31.59: Dream Cars 00.42.15: Not Paying Tradies 00.49.27: Deftones Review + Top Gun Preview + A Look Back In Rumble History
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Goodbye Creampie
Rog, Mulls, Creech and Mitch try to come up with more porno movie titles and Rog keeps trying to get people to go the 40th Anniversary Screening of Top Gun!!
ON-AIR π’ - Flesh Gordon
00.00.00: Downstairs Department 00.06.18: Leftover Car Texts 00.09.23: Peaking Early 00.20.25: Amputees 00.31.14: Ultra Marathon Champ 00.35.07: Bizarre NCEA Credits 00.42.40: What You Saw As A Kid That You Shouldn't Have 00.54.59: Bear News
ON-AIR π’ - Rog The Box Wanker and Bryce The Hairless Pussy
00.00.00: Concert Crims 00.20.33: Crazy Knicks Fans 00.23.26: Family Pets (Losing Them + Mystic Mitch) 00.36.06: Illegal Lids 00.43.58: Unexpected Tears
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Moving Muff
The whole team are in today and the chat is all centered around Subway, and Eating Fresh... kind of.
ON-AIR π’ - "Ten-Pin-Yaki"
00.00.00: Weekend Sports Recap 00.08:38: Moving Mares 00.23.03: Most Excruciating Pain 00.33.23: Mastermind Monday 00.37.04: What Fell Off Your Car? 00.47.26: CPR Chat
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John π¨ββοΈπ₯
Doctor John is back with medical advice for texts that include scabies, big balls, nasal discharge and Rog's toe!
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Sulk Hogan
The team start by chatting their favorite karaoke songs and somehow end up at Bryce crying in the Hulk Hogan doco!!
Best Bits of the Week π₯- 8th May
Another week done, another highlight reel that features a lot of great guests and a lot of downstairs chat!!
ON-AIR π’ - Garage Wanker!
00.00.00: Compromising Positions Mum Found You In 00.09.22: Cool Story Mulls: Torture Techniques 00.14.01: On The Spot Speeches For Mum 00.21.55: Attenborough Facts and Mount Rushmore 00.31.36: UFC Hype 00.34.10: Legendary Mums 00.41.02: Weekend Hype (Creech's Fizz and Mitch's Predicament)
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Nana Was On Her Knees
Rog, Mel, Creech and Mitch are absolutely unhinged here chatting about Mel's compromising situation her Mum found her in!!
SPECIAL GUEST - Stephen K. Amos π€π
The team are joined by British comedian Stephen K. Amos and the chat includes his documentary on penis size, being a part of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and meeting The Pope as a gay man!
ON-AIR π’ - The Secret Passageway To The Batcave
00.00.00: What Hit Your Car? 00.16.05: Knicks Hype 00.19.06: Dream House Add-Ons 00.34.01: Ali Williams 00.42.39: Heroic Dads 00.48.36: Wahs Hype 00.52.57: Ethan Blackadder 00.58.12: Compromising Positions Your Mum Found You In
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Chewwie's Red Lipstick
Rog, Bryce, Mulls, Creech and Mitch start their chat at Chewwie's nether regions and it somehow ends up at one of the most heavily contested debates of our times!!
ON-AIR π’ - Rog Has Elton John Between His Legs
00.00.00: Downstairs Department Dramas 00.08.58: Cool Story Bryce 00.13.23: Double Breaks 00.27.37: Electrocutions 00.43.38: Reno Rescues 00.52.37: Car vs Horse
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "My Ears Are Bleeding Listening To You Two"
Do Mulls, Creech and Mitch actually keep it above board for once in this ep? Listen to find out!!
ON-AIR π’ - Mel's Sologamy and Rog's Flog-A-Me
00.00.00: Bryce Catch-Up (New York + Bulls) 00.10.25: Cool Story Mel 00.13.51: Reno Rescues 00.20.54: Holiday to Hospital 00.38.54: Show's Most Embarrassing Moments 00.50.45: Sologamy 00.54.02: Taser Tales
Rog Stuff-Ups π (Jan - May 2026)
Here's a montage of Rog's stuff ups from this year so far!
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Rolled, Bowled and Arseholed
Rog, Mulls and Creech owe Mitch an apology after the last poddy because Mitch may be smarter than he looks!!
ON-AIR π’ - Did Rog Say "Chewbacca F**ked Her"???
00.00.00: Mitch Crushed Ego and Wazza's Crushed Todger 00.05.33: Cool Story Mulls 00.09.12: Chewwie Factor 00.17.16: Iron Maiden Draw 00.19.18: Shauny's Running of the Bulls Experience 00.22.09: Weekend Sports Catchup 00.27.00: Mastermind Monday: Star Wars Edition 00.31.20: Adrenalinjuries 00.44.08: Star Wars Facts
SPECIAL GUEST - Pax Assadi π€π
The team are joined by writer/comedian/actor Pax Assadi who as a new book, TV show and comedy special!!
ON-AIR π’ - "Put Pussy Mitch In A Crusaders Jersey For The Running of the Bulls"
00.00.00: Petty Listeners and Moments in History 00.11.25: Bryce in NYC 00.21.21: Running of the Balds 00.27.50: Jay's Duckshooting 00.31.12: Mitch's Crusaders War Cry 00.34.18: Reno Rescues: Getting Back To Work 00.44.33: Creech's Sports Fizz
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "They Did It Dumbly"
The team begin their chat with Mitch's fears for Running of the Bulls and they somehow end up at Michelangelo's penis size!!
SPECIAL GUESTS - The Cast of Sgt. Haane π₯
The team are joined by Alex Tarrant, Vinnie Bennet and Rihari Te Are from the new movie Sgt. Haane to chat all about the incredible true story that it's based on, as well as their own personal influences!
ON-AIR π’ - Release The Rog Files!!!
00.00.00: D Size, Boob Holding and a Viral Rumble Call 00.10.25: Petty Break-Ups 00.18.47: Reno Rescue - Nailgun Injuries 00.30.36: Running of the Balds 00.41.46: Rog's Shifting Hell
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Creech's UFC Is Picking Up Wind
The team are joined by an unexpected texter who wants to join Creech's Ultimate Fart Club!!
ON-AIR π’ - Seagull Idol, Eating Couches and Bryce Pulling a Sicky
00.00.00: Pulling Sickies 00.09:56: Seagull Idol 00.15.09: Eating Objects 00.21.11: Mystic Mitch: The Show As MJ Songs 00.26.39: Running of the Balds Update 00.33.45: Dunny Dilemmas 00.42.20: Reno Rescues Ladder Injuries 00.51.57: More Foos + Bryce's Bigapple Bootcamp
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Rog, Mulls, Creech and The Red Head Kid
In todays ep the team chat about Mullsy's potty-mouthed son, Creech's weekend of love, a record breaking tiramisu and Mitch's new nickname!!
ON-AIR π’ - Pigging, Pegging and Peeing On The First Date
00.00.00: Weekend Recap 00.08.21: Tales From The South 00.13.43: Creech's UFC Update 00.18.05: Reno Rescues 00.26.28: Marathon Stats + Dave Grohls Secret 00.34.46: Mastermind Monday 00.38.38: Worst First Dates 00.45.04: Running of the Bulls Pitch + Experiences
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - A Potty-Mouthed-6-Year-Old Guest
Mullsy's 6-year-old son joins the team for todays ep and he goes rogue with his fave swear word!!
ON-AIR π’ - His Ass Has Many Flavours
00.00.00: Creech's Corner: Heart Attack Advice 00.04.45: Legendary Grandparents 00.19.16: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.22.41: Aussie Commentator Sean Maloney 00.30.35: Foo's Trivia 00.34.02: Camping Gone Wrong 00.44.58: Woeful Weddings 00.55.25: Creech's Weekend Fizz
Best Bits of the Week π₯- 24th April
Producer Mitch has put together more best bits that include Conrad Smith on the show, Rog nailing Starship, and a brand new Drive Show???
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "We Don't Have A Safe Word"
Creech is back at it with oversharing, starting with a campsite cyclone and ending up at using KY for his car keyhole!!
ON-AIR π’ - Mullsy's Nautical Themed Pashmina Kaftan
00.00.00: Surgery Side Effects 00.10.33: Starship Idol 00.16.38: Cool Story Bryce: Terrorist Yarn 00.19.28: Boat Blowouts 00.32.04: Gilbert Enoka Mental Health Tips 00.35.54: Camping Calamities
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - World Champion Lani Daniels
Here's the uncut chat with WBO and IBF female super-middleweight champion, Lani Daniels!!
ON-AIR π’ - Mitch Eating Horse, Rog Doing Starship and Mel Biting Who?
00.00.00: Car Mods 00.14.42: Conrad Smith 00.22.45: Creech's Corner (Horsepower) 00.27.50: What Was On Your Lawn 00.35.53: Foo Fighter Trivia 00.40.09: Bumping A Shark 00.42.32: Rog Doing Starship and Korn Doing Pink Floyd
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Dinner Thieving Rog and the Return of the VR Headset
Rog, Mulls, Creech and Mitch chat about Christmas, VR Porn, Ashburton, Food Delivery companies, Rog being a dinner thief and Creech's sour taste after the Blues game - what a journey!!
ON-AIR π’ - Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
00.00.00: Creech's Corner (Intimate Productivity) 00.02.45: Big Dogs (NZ's Biggest) 00.17.43: Cool Story Bryce 00.21.30: Knuckling Down For Foo's Tickets 00.33.52: Creech Getting Blown 00.38.36: Songs That Sum Us Up At Work 00.43.04: Why Were You In The Ambo? 00.54.27: Animal News (Fraudulent Bears and Cocaine Salmon)
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - π¦ In My Pocket
Rog, Bryce, Creech and Mitch chat about annoying plane antics, the history of kissing the behind, and play a crook game involving changing song titles with a naughty word!!
ON-AIR π’ - Bryce the Work Wanker
00.00.00: Weekend Wrap (Including Creech's Dance Fiasco) 00.10.19: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.15.24: No Repeat Work Week Info 00.17.15: Work Wankers 00.30.26: Life-Saving Chainsaw 00.36.06: Mastermind Monday 00.39.56: Pet Day Gone Wrong 00.47.46: SkyKing Review + Mental Health Chat
