
Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club
Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle on The Breakfast Club, broadcast on More FM. The show features lighthearted banter, music, and entertainment to start the day.
Episodes

FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 28th October
Si sparked a huge debate after refusing to use ice from his freezer because it was two years old and tasted off. The team also chatted about whether you'd borrow sugar from a neighbour, and Si busted Bondy's origin story for the word posh.
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Si reckons ice in the freezer actually goes off
Si refused to give a friend ice from his fridge because it had been sitting there for over two years, arguing it goes off and tastes funky. Lana and Speedy weren't so sure, but it turns out freezer smells and plastics can definitely ruin old ice.
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Would you still borrow a cup of sugar from your neighbour?
Si read an article claiming most people would rather drive to the supermarket than knock on their neighbour's door for sugar. Lana recks she'd gladly ask next door, while Si would much rather just make the trip to the shops.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: where the word posh actually comes from
Bondy tried to convince the team that posh stands for port outward, starboard home from old ship travel to India. Si did a quick fact-check on the spot and completely busted his theory.
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NZ female firefighters are back with a new calendar for Breast Cancer Cure
Firefighter Samara Pepperill joined Si and Lana in studio after the Wahine Toa calendar launched its second edition. They are aiming to raise $300,000 for breast cancer research and help inspire more women to join the force.
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Si reckons a white lie is still just a lie
Si sparked a debate on whether white lies actually exist or if a lie is just a lie, while Lana and Speedy reckon they are harmless. Turns out plenty of parents use them every single day just to survive.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 27th October
Si showed up ready to do the gardening over the weekend only to find his kids had borrowed or broken all his tools, while Bondy turned news reporter when a sheep crashed through a window across from the studio. Plus, Lana shared how Jay took over the mic at the basketball, and the team looked back at their favourite '90s memories.
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Lana took Jay to the basketball and he ended up with the MC's mic
Lana took her son Jay to a Tauihi basketball game over the weekend to support women's sport and enjoy the atmosphere. At halftime, Jay was called out onto the court and took over the microphone in front of thousands of fans.
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What we would bring back from the '90s
The team remonisced about the '90s and shared the things they miss most, from Tamagotchis and Beverly Hills 90210 to Snifters and Valentine's Buffets. Bondy even reckoned it's time to bring back Si's TV career...yes he really said that
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Bondy had a viral video over the weekend
Bondy spotted police outside a building across from the studio and started filming what he thought was a break-in, only for officers to pull out a sheep that had crashed through a window. The video ended up going viral after the wee guy was safely taken away by animal management.
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Si pre-ordered the new Apple flip phone
Si pre-ordered the new Apple flip phone, only for Bondy to send through photos showing the screens already breaking for early users. Si is now second-guessing his big upgrade after moving on from an ancient iPhone.
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Si got all dressed up to do the gardening only to find his kids had taken every single tool
Si put on his gardening gear over the weekend, but when he went to the shed, his lawnmower, hedge trimmer, and leaf blower had all been borrowed or broken by his daughters. To make matters worse, the lawnmower came back with flat batteries.
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Bondy fell asleep mid phone call
Bondy owned up to nodding off in the sun while his mate was chatting on speaker. That prompted Lana to call out Si for conking out and snoring through an exclusive movie preview last week.
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THERAPY THURSDAY: babysitting horror stories
Lana woke up spooning her neighbours' wedding photo while babysitting, and Si owned up to making his nephew vomit with too many lollies. Caller Jordan topped them both after sitting on a tube of fake tan on a white duvet.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the bill sent to Titanic musicians
Lana shared a grim story about the White Star Line contacting grieving families less than a month after the ship sank. Instead of an apology, parents were charged five shillings to replace the uniform buttons on their sons' jackets.
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Si got emotional at his granddaughter's preschool graduation
The whole family turned up to see four-year-old Mila walk through in her korowai to a Zootopia tune. Si also shared a sweet chat with her afterwards about starting big school and visiting Chiefy for McDonald's.
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Si & Lana Best of the Week Sunday 25 Oct 26
Si copped heaps online after a clip of him trying to pat a royal guard's horse went viral. Plus, we heard some shocker babysitting stories for Therapy Thursday and Bondy owned up to nodding off mid phone call.
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Someone in Nelson lost an entire swarm of bees
Lana spotted a community post from someone trying to track down their runaway swarm. Caller Ann-Marie explained how the queen runs the hive before Si got way too curious about bee reproduction.
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Lana got busted overacting on Shortland Street
Lana shared the time she was an extra playing a hospital patient with appendicitis. Nobody told her extras aren't supposed to make noise, so her dramatic groaning forced the crew to stop and reshoot the scene.
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Should the All Blacks throw a World Cup game?
Si found a rugby story suggesting the team drop pool play to avoid South Africa in the quarter-finals. Lana reckons that kind of tactic always backfires, and caller Wendy said we are way too proud to even consider it.
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Si got roasted online over a royal guard's horse
Someone filmed Si getting told off by a guardsman in London and posted the clip to YouTube. Lana read out the brutal comments calling him an embarrassment until his daughter Lily jumped in to back him.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 23rd October
Simon ended up in hot water with his mum after telling his sister she looked tired at her graduation. Plus, someone in Nelson lost an entire swarm of bees, Speedy investigated how to actually pronounce Sistema, and Simon shared his emotional moment at his granddaughter's preschool graduation.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the history of the bra
After a slightly awkward chat with his daughters about the high cost of underwear, Si looked into where bras actually came from. He tracked their history all the way back to ancient Rome and discovered the first proper US patent was made out of two silk handkerchiefs.
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Why does the self-serve fuel pump always click off at $150?
Simon was left confused after his diesel truck kept stopping short of a full tank at the self-service pumps. The team got into it over prepayment limits and bank holds, with caller Ben offering a different take on why diesel tanks click off early.
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Simon gets told off by his mum for saying his sister looked tired
Simon ended up in hot water with his mum after telling his sister she looked tired at a graduation. Caller Tash backed Simon up, saying she reckons it just shows someone cares enough to check in on you.
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Si got emotional at his granddaughter Mila's preschool graduation
Si was tearing up watching four-year-old Mila walk through a guard of honour in a korowai to music from Zootopia. He also shared a sweet little interview with her right after she finished up.
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Simon commits the ultimate workplace sin with a reply all email
Simon hit reply all on a company-wide email about a colleague's wedding present, telling the whole office he was chucking in $50. To make matters worse, he started the email with "Simon here" even though everyone could see who it was from.
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Speedy tries to find out how to pronounce Sistema
After hearing a radio ad pronounce it "Systema", Speedy launched a full investigation into how the Kiwi container brand's name is actually said. Things went downhill fast when Lana found the answer on YouTube in seconds and Bondy accidentally dialled an adult store.
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Someone in Nelson has lost their entire swarm of bees
A post on a Nelson community page caught Si's eye after someone asked if anyone had seen their missing swarm of bees. Caller Anne Marie filled us in on how swarms actually work, how to catch them, and why they leave in the first place.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 22nd October
This morning, the team talked about Si's infamous attempt to pet a King's Guard horse in London after Lana found YouTube comments calling him out. Plus, Si shared why he's heading off to his granddaughter's preschool graduation today.
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How is Sistema pronounced
Si nearly veered off the road when he heard an ad pronounce Sistema as Systema instead of how everyone normally says it. The team weren't convinced by his new version, even when they tried turning it into Si-stema.
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Bondy and Si both got caught falling asleep in embarrassing places
Bondy fell asleep right in the middle of a phone call with a mate while sitting in the afternoon sun. Lana revealed Si did the exact same thing last week, snoring his way through an exclusive movie preview in a dark cinema.
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Si got absolutely roasted online for trying to pet a horse in London
Lana read out some brutal YouTube comments from people calling Si out for ignoring the signs and trying to pet a guard's horse in the UK. Luckily, his daughter Lily jumped into the comments section to defend him.
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Is Glee making a comeback?
Si tested Speedy and Lana on TV show theme tunes, and Speedy knew Glee within two seconds. The quiz came about after news broke that Glee is returning for a reboot, though fans are pretty split on whether the show should actually be brought back.
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Si is off to his granddaughter's preschool graduation today
Si shared that his four-year-old granddaughter Mila is graduating preschool today, which had the team talking about how emotional any kind of graduation is. It turns out plenty of parents and even kindergarten teachers end up in floods of tears every single time.
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Si got on a boat right after a shark popped the side of it
Si remembered the time he went whale watching in KaikΕura and the boat before them came back listing to one side because a great white shark had bitten into the pontoon. Speedy and Lana agreed seeing a whale in real life is pretty amazing, even if half the people on board end up seasick.
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Lana got caught overacting when she was an extra on Shortland Street
Lana admitted she once ruined a Shortland Street scene because she didn't realise extras weren't supposed to make noise while acting sick in the background. It turns out plenty of other kiwis have been called out for doing the exact same thing.
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Therapy Thursday: Babysitting
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Si and Lana brought back souvenirs from the UK for the team
Si and Lana returned from their trip with gifts for Speedy and Bondy, including Union Jack golf balls, royal bobbleheads, and a Jeremy Clarkson candle. They handed them out in the studio to see how the team liked them.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the Titanic band was billed for their uniforms
Lana shared how the White Star Line sent a bill to the families of the Titanic band members a month after the ship sank to cover the cost of the buttons on their jackets.
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Should the All Blacks throw a World Cup game to get a better draw?
Si found a Herald article suggesting the All Blacks should throw their pool game against the Wallabies to avoid facing South Africa early in the World Cup. Wendy called in to say there is no way the team's pride or professionalism would let that happen, and the texts completely agreed.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 21st October
Si and Lana returned to the studio with plenty of souvenirs from their trip overseas. Plus, Simon's daughter reviewed Hilary Duff, and Si asked if you can put your teeth on a table..
CHAPTER TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Auckland Base Jumper Dangling on Albert Street
02:44 - Should the All Blacks Throw Their World Cup Match?
08:17 - The Titanic Band's Insensitive 5-Shilling Bill
11:52 - UK Souvenirs: J

FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 16th October
Si and Lana's last day in the UK!
Did Simon pat the horse? What did they see while checking out Hamleys toy store in London AND Bondy is on 'That's Slightly Interesting'.
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Lana and Si on the worst public kid's tantrum they saw in London
While checking out Hamleys toy store in London, Si and Lana witnessed a 7-year-old girl have an absolute meltdown over a toy hamster, running out onto Regent Street and ignoring her dad. It prompted a listener to text in about her brother throwing his artificial eye across a supermarket during a tantrum.
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Lana on the rugby league moment that took her back to school
Lana and Si reacted to Kalyn Ponga getting his shorts pulled down while scoring a try, which reminded Lana of when the same thing happened to her playing rugby back in the 90s.
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Si and Lana recap their London trip highlights
Si and Lana looked back on their favourite moments from their trip to London, from seeing historic sights to handing out Whittakers chocolate to Kiwis overseas.
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Did Si pat the Royal Guard horse?
Si finally took on the challenge to pet one of the Royal Guard horses in London, but it didn't go to plan when the guard drew his sword and gave him a stern warning. Lana stayed safely on the other side of the road to watch the whole embarrassing moment unfold.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 15th October
Si & Lana are in London, racing back from Clarksonβs Farm! PLUS, is Justin Bieber coming to NZ? Is Costco coming to Christchurch? And WHO has to pat the horse?
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Justin Bieber Spotted in NZ
Lana's heard rumors that Justin Bieber was spotted playing golf at Te Arai Links. Si also brought up the time he interviewed Justin and fact checked if he really never wears the same pair of undies twice.
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Si and Lana went to Clarkson's Farm
Si and Lana went to Clarkson's Farm and finally met Simon Halfpenny
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Lana had to sing on a packed London tube train
After losing her third flip challenge in a row, Lana had to sing a song on a crowded London tube at rush hour. Si sat back and pretended he didn't even know her.
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Lana heard a rumor Christchurch is getting a Costco
Lana shared a rumor from a community page that Costco might be fast-tracking an application for a South Island store near Christchurch Airport. It turns out it wasn't much of a scoop though, as the news was already on the front page of the paper.
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Si tried to secretly ditch his coffee at breakfast
While away on the road, Si tried to sneakily leave a terrible cup of coffee at the hotel buffet. The waiter tracked him down, brought it right back to the table, and made sure he drank it.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 14th October
Live in London for Day THREE!
Lana loses ANOTHER flip challenge, our Whittakerβs meet-up, Siβs undies dilemma & a Jack the Ripper tour!
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Si and Lana went on a Jack the Ripper tour in London
Si and Lana went on the Jack the Ripper tour in East London, but Si was way too spooked by the graphic details and didn't even want to look at the photos. Lana went straight to the front of the tour while Si spent the whole time reading news on his phone.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the River Thames is cleaner than you think
Simon tried to convince everyone that the River Thames isn't actually polluted; it's just brown because it's a tidal river stirring up silt. He even claimed it's home to 125 species of fish, seals, seahorses, and porpoises, though the rest of the crew weren't entirely buying it.
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Lana lost her third coin flip in a row
Lana has officially lost three coin flips in a row during the UK trip, which means she has to stand up on a packed rush hour tube and sing the national anthem. Si couldn't believe his luck after Lana flipped the coin herself and ended up losing again.
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Si and Lana took 100 Whittaker's blocks to London Kiwis
While over in the UK, Si and Lana brought 100 blocks of Whittaker's chocolate to hand out to Kiwis missing home, but ended up with way more people showing up in the park than chocolate blocks. They ended up singing God Defend New Zealand together with everyone who came down.
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Si ran out of undies on their trip
Si realized he forgot to pack enough undies for their trip after going to the gym every day. He looked into hotel dry cleaning, but washing five pairs of undies would have set him back a hundred dollars.
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DAY TWO: Si & Lana Live from London
SI & Lana are LIVE from Lanaβs hotel room in the UK! π¬π§
Theyβve been to a West Ham game, experienced the βYouTubeβ, attempted British accents, taken on their SECOND Flip Challenge, and discovered Si and Noah Kahan have something in common. πποΈ
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Si and Lana went to a West Ham football match
Si and Lana headed along to a West Ham game in London and couldn't get over the wild atmosphere, the rowdy crowds and everyone singing the famous bubble song. They also found out you aren't actually allowed to drink beers in your seat while watching the game.
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Si and Lana's noisy journey on the London Tube
Si and Lana took a trip on the London Underground to get to Greenwich, but the noise in the tunnels was so loud Si thought the train was scraping the walls. A listener named Jazmin even called in to share her own nightmare story of getting stuck on a hot Tube carriage for an hour.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the origin of pooh sticks
Si shared the story behind where the game pooh sticks got its name and how a bridge in the UK was officially renamed after Winnie the Pooh. The rest of the team weren't completely sold on the name, but Si managed to win them over in the end.
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Si & Lana LIVE from London
Si & Lana are live from London this week!
Community Page Rage returns; Si nearly made them miss their flight, and Lana completed the first 'flip' challenge.
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STAG DO vs HENS DO! π»π Wild Party Stories, Crazy Traditions & Who Does It Better?!
Which pre-wedding celebration is truly wilder: a full-blown Stag Do weekend with the boys, or a Hens Do with the girls?! π»ππ
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IT NEVER HURTS TO ASK?! πββοΈπ Cheeky Freebies, Wild Upgrades & Asking For Discounts!
Are you bold enough to ask for a cheeky discount or a free upgradeβor does the thought of asking make you cringe?! πββοΈππ³
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KEEPING WEIGHT LOSS PILLS A SECRET?! ππ€«
Have you ever achieved a major physical transformationβbut kept the secret weapon strictly to yourself?! ππ€«π³
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LIVING NEXT DOOR TO YOUR BEST MATE! π‘π» Pure Genius Or The Ultimate Recipe For Disaster?!
Would living right next door to your best mate be the dream setupβor an absolute nightmare with zero privacy?! π‘π»π³
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MEN IN LEGGINGS?! ποΈββοΈπ«£ Simonβs Leggings Confessions & Fashion Debates!
Are menβs leggings a practical athletic stapleβor an absolute crime against fashion?! ποΈββοΈπ«£π
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WHEN YOUR PARTNER MAKES YOU MISS EVERYTHING! β°π Late Flights, Missed Events & Relationship Sabotage!
Is there anything more infuriating than missing a flight, concert, or crucial event because your partner was taking forever to get ready?! β°ππ€
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SIβS WHEELIE BIN NIGHTMARE! ποΈπ Sophieβs Bin Drama & Wheelie Bin Etiquette Debates!
Is there anything more frustrating than wheelie bin drama on bin nightβor family members who forget to pull their weight with the rubbish?! ποΈπ³π
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THERAPY THURSDAY: MUM & DADβS CARD DECLINED! π³π³
Is there any panic quite like tapping your parents' EFTPOS card at the checkout... only for the screen to flash "DECLINED" in front of a giant queue?! π³π³π
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THE EXACT AGE YOU BECOME YOUR PARENTS! π΄π΅ Turning Into Your Mum & Dad Confessions!
At what exact age do you catch yourself making weird dad noises, hoarding plastic bags, or turning off lights around the house?! π΄π΅π
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OFF TO LONDON! βοΈ Lanaβs Pre-Trip Chat With Speedy & Steph Before Going Live From The UK!
Pack your bagsβThe Breakfast Club is taking London! π¬π§βοΈ Big Ben, red phone boxes, and live UK broadcasts are officially happening!
Ahead of Si and Lana boarding their long-haul flight across the world, Speedy and Steph catch up with Lana for an epic pre-trip chat to unpack last-minute packing panics, travel jitters, and everything planned for the big trip.
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NOT PAYING FOR PARKING?! ππ
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Have you ever taken a risky gamble to avoid paying outrageous parking feesβor gotten caught red-handed by a parking warden?! ππ
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CAN YOU NAME ALL 8 PLANETS?! πͺπ Jayβs Solar System Pop Quiz & Studio Debates!
How many planets in our solar system can you actually name off the top of your head without looking it up?! πͺππ
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THE GREAT TARZAN YELL COMPETITION! π¦π΄ Studio Impersonations & Wild Caller Yells!
Who has the ultimate jungle roarβand who sounds like a dying bird?! π¦π΄ποΈ
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THE DOOR KNOCKER DILEMMA! πͺπ³ Unexpected Visitors, Unannounced Drop-Ins & Doorbell Anxiety!
Is there anything more startling in modern life than an unexpected knock at your front door?! πͺπ³π
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LETTING YOUR KID WALK INTO SCHOOL ALONE?! ππ« Jayβs Big Milestone & Parenting Debates!
At what age is a child old enough to walk into school all by themselvesβand how do parents handle the anxiety of letting go?! ππ«π³
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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS YOU A MINT! π¬π³ Polite Gesture Or A Subtle Warning About Your Breath?!
When someone offers you a breath mint, do you take it without asking questionsβor instantly panic about your breath?! π¬π³π
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