Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club
Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle on The Breakfast Club, broadcast on More FM. The show features lighthearted banter, music, and entertainment to start the day.
Episodes
Lana had to collect a bearskin rug for her sister π»
Lana shared that her sister made her pick up an auction purchase for her. She was shocked to find out it was a real bearskin rug, complete with the head and claws.Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
The new Netflix documentary about Raygun πΊ
The team talked about Untold Raygun: Breaking Badly, the new documentary about Rachael Raygun Gunn. It looks at the rise, fall, and reinvention of the polarizing Olympic breakdancer.Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
Si booked dinner with his mate David for 5:15pm π½οΈ
Si was finally catching up with his best mate David, but booked their dinner for 5:15pm. The early booking started a massive fight in the studio.Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
Lana's 20-year-old cat Muffin now needs resthome level care π±
Lana talked about her 20-year-old cat Muffin getting on in age. She reckons with all the extra care she has to give her now, Muffin basically belongs in a resthome.Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
Is a monsoon showerhead actually better than standard πΏ
Si, Lana and Speedy talked through whether a monsoon showerhead is actually good or if standard is best. Turns out everyone has pretty strong opinions on their daily shower setup.Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
Full Show Si & Lana Fri 24 July 26 π»
Wrap up your week and survive the Friday grind with the full, unfiltered Breakfast Club experience! βπ» Today's show is packed with cozy luxury dreams, awkward makeup dates, and hot-water debates! Lana reveals her unexpected dream of owning a bear skin rug, Simon takes his best mate David on a candlelit dinner date to apologize for forgetting his birthday, and Lana updates us on her ultra-elderly c
$10K MURDER: Episode 5 - The Aftermath of the Murder! π
In Episode FIVE of Murder at More FM Manor, Bono is reeling after the sudden death of his boss - so he confides in one of the other guests.... π°π $10,000 could be yours if you can crack the case and tell us 1οΈβ£ WHO committed the murder? 2οΈβ£ HOW did they do it? 3οΈβ£ WHY did they do it? Keep up to date and get exclusive clues on rova. Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si,
THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the ancient Spartan butt kick exercise πποΈ
Speedy told us about how ancient Spartans used jump kicks to tone their bums. The team gave it a crack and of course Si nailed it Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
Matt Damon had a female stunt double with incredible arms πͺ
We talked about Matt Damon revealing his stunt double for a scene in The Odyssey was actually a woman. He gave her proper credit and said she had the best arms he's ever seen.Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars.
Lana and Jay spotted two people having an affair π€«
Lana was out doing community work with her nine-year-old son Jay. While they were helping out, they came across two people who looked like they were having an affair.Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
Overseas hotels offering discounts if you skip showers πΏ
We talked about overseas hotels offering cheaper rates if you agree not to use the shower during your stay. The team talked through whether the savings would actually be worth skipping a wash.If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review.
Si is annoyed his daughter squeezes tubes from the middle π§΄
Si brought up how one of his daughters keeps using his stuff and squeezing items from the middle instead of the bottom. It ended up starting a proper argument about the right way to do it.
Full Show Si & Lana Thur 23 July 26 π»
Get your Thursday morning coffee fix and power through the daily grind with the full, uncut Breakfast Club experience! βπ¨ Today's show is packed with high-stakes mysteries, petty grievances, and mortifying public encounters! Day 4 of Murder at More FM Manor drops some crucial new clues to help you narrow down your suspect list for that $10,000 cash prize. Plus, Simon triggers a full studio interve
$10K MURDER: Episode 4 - Murder at Happy Hour! π°π΅οΈββοΈ
In Episode FOUR of Murder at More FM Manor, our guests gather for 'Happy-Ish Hour' - but things take a dark turn when they least expect it.... π°π $10,000 could be yours if you can crack the case and tell us 1οΈβ£ WHO committed the murder? 2οΈβ£ HOW did they do it? 3οΈβ£ WHY did they do it? Keep up to date and get exclusive clues on rova. Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si,
Therapy Thursday: Personal Trainers πͺ
Speedy tried to give some advice for anyone who's had an embarrassing moment at the gym. It didn't quite go to plan, though, with everyone just laughing at him instead. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
The massive surge in Sam Neill's wine sales π·
Si talked about the massive surge in sales for the late Sam Neill's Two Paddocks wine. Fans have been buying it to toast the actor, sending sales up 1800 percent.Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars.
THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the Bic pen that helped astronauts get home π
Speedy shared how astronauts on the moon landing actually needed a simple Bic pen to help get them back home. It was enough to score yes votes from Si, Lana and Bondy.Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars.
Lana can't keep up with nine-year-old Jay's appetite π
Lana shared that her nine-year-old son Jay is eating non-stop at the moment. She can't seem to fill him up and reckons a big growth spurt must be hitting.If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review.
Si is fed up with companies discontinuing popular items π
Si got frustrated with companies that discontinue popular items even after saying how well they sell. A listener called in to share their thoughts on products that disappeared from shelves. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
Full Show Si & Lana Wed 22 July 26 π»
We played episode 3 of Murder at More FM Manor today and talked about how you can win $10,000. Plus, Si brought up discontinued items, Lana shared her big NRL purchase, and Speedy had a That's Slightly Interesting. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
$10K MURDER: Episode 3 - Help, we're going broke! π°π΅οΈββοΈ
In Episode THREE of Murder at More FM Manor, the owner of the Manor, Angelique Blomfeld (Played by Angela Bloomfield aka Rachel from Shorty Street) confides in Bono (played by Bondy) about the dire state of the Manor's finances... π°π $10,000 could be yours if you can crack the case and tell us 1οΈβ£ WHO committed the murder? 2οΈβ£ HOW did they do it? 3οΈβ£ WHY did they do it? Keep up to date and get exc
Lana bought Warriors grand final tickets before they've even made it π
Lana went all in as a diehard Warriors fan and bought herself grand final tickets. The team quickly brought her back to earth by asking what happens if the boys don't actually make it. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
Si forgot to tell Lana and Speedy about baby Charlotte πΆ
Lana and Speedy gave Si heaps after finding out his partner Sam had given birth to baby Charlotte. Turns out Si completely forgot to mention that the new family member had actually arrived. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
A Brisbane couple welcomed 1-in-15-million identical quadruplets πΆ
Si shared the story of a Brisbane couple who naturally conceived identical quadruplet girls. Experts say it is a 1-in-15-million pregnancy and one of the rarest births ever in Australia. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
Full Show Si & Lana Tue 21 July 26 π»
Si got given heaps after forgetting to tell Lana and Speedy that baby Charlotte had arrived. Plus, we caught up on episode two of Murder at More FM Manor and a wild story about Aussie quadruplets. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
$10K MURDER: Episode 2 - A Grammy, A Shopping Mall and Two Big Egos ! π°π΅οΈββοΈ
In Episode TWO of Murder at More FM Manor, Guy (played by Si), and Sergei (played by Speedy) have a chat in the bar... π°π The investigation is now underway! Someone inside the manor is harbouring a dark secret, and it is up to YOU to play detective and track down the truth. $10,000 could be yours if you can crack the case and tell us 1οΈβ£ WHO committed the murder? 2οΈβ£ HOW did they do it? 3οΈβ£ WHY di
Lana talks about the viral Aussie kid π§βπ€
Lana brings up the young kid in Aussie who recently went viral. She shares the details behind the video that has been doing the rounds online. SEE THE VIDEO HERE. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
THE ODYSSEY VERDICT: Itβs Finally Out! π¬πΏ Did Simon's "Movie of the Year" Live Up to the Massive Hype?
The wait is officially over, the opening weekend box office numbers are rolling in, and the ultimate cinematic verdict is finally here! π±π₯ Last week, Simon Barnett went out on a massive limb, boldly predicting that The Odyssey would be the biggest, most unmissable movie of the entire year. Over the weekend, the film finally hit theaters, and a wave of the team's close friends and family went out t
Speedyβs $200 Shirtless Birthday Surprise! ππΊ The Hilarious Viral Video Gift That Shocked The Studio!
Be honest: What is the most unhinged, bizarre, or wildly expensive birthday gift you have ever handed over to a coworker? ππ Today, the Breakfast Club celebrates everyone's favorite co-host, Speedy, turning another year older! But instead of opting for a safe gift card or a standard box of chocolates, Lana decides to go absolutely next-level. Dropping well over $200, she surprises Speedy live on a
The Birthday Cash vs. Afterpay Debate! πΈπ Responsible Adulting Or A Total Gift Fail?
Be honest: If someone gives you a crisp envelope of cash for your birthday, are you strictly obligated to buy yourself a fun treat, or is it completely acceptable to immediately dump it into your Afterpay account to clear your debt? ππ³ The Breakfast Club tackles the ultimate modern financial etiquette crisis today! The team uncovers a story where a birthday cash gift was instantly hijacked to pay
COMMUNITY PAGE RAGE: The Richmond Crossing Drama! π¦π€¬ The Facebook Feud!
Be honest: Have you ever pushed the pedestrian crossing button, spotted a quick gap in traffic, and walked across early—leaving a line of drivers stranded at a red light for absolutely nobody? ππ It's time for another chaotic edition of Community Page Rage, and this week the Breakfast Club is diving headfirst into the absolute battlefield that is the local Richmond community Facebook page ri
Full Show Si & Lana Mon 20 July 26 π»
Kickstart your week and survive the Monday grind with the full, uncut Breakfast Club experience! βπ Today's show is an absolute blockbuster to open the week. The gates have officially opened for the massive $10,000 Murder at More FM Manor competition! Timecodes to jump straight to the action: β±οΈ 00:00 – Poddy Intro: The exclusive, unfiltered bonus banter not heard on the radio feed. β±οΈ 02:35
$10K MURDER: Episode 1 - The Mystery Begins! π°π΅οΈββοΈ
In Episode One of Murder at More FM Manor, our first guest checks in... π°π The investigation is now underway! Someone inside the manor is harbouring a dark secret, and it is up to YOU to play detective and track down the truth. $10,000 could be yours if you can crack the case and tell us 1οΈβ£ WHO committed the murder? 2οΈβ£ HOW did they do it? 3οΈβ£ WHY did they do it? Keep up to date and get exclusive
THE SEARCH IS OVER! π±π Lana Finally Reunited With Kylie After Massive Nationwide Hunt!
Be honest: Have you ever made a random friend at a game, completely forgot to get their details, and then launched a literal nationwide search party just to track them down? π΅οΈ‍βοΈπ³πΏ The hunt is officially over! Today, the Breakfast Club celebrates an absolute miracle as Lana is finally, officially reunited with her long-lost stadium friend Kylie from the Warriors game! Simon, Speedy, and Bondy
KIWI HISTORY MADE! β³ Ryan Fox's Mind-Blowing Win Has The Studio Hyped!
How good does it feel to watch a homegrown Kiwi superstar absolutely dominate on the world stage and write themselves into the history books? ππ₯ The Breakfast Club goes into absolute celebration mode today as the guys break down the legendary, history-making victory from New Zealand’s own golf icon, Ryan Fox! Simon, Speedy, and Bondy waste zero time unpacking the sheer grit, the nerve-wracki
Best of the Week: Si & Lana Sunday 19 July 26 π
Pour a massive Sunday coffee, kick your feet up, and laugh your way through the absolute best, most chaotic moments from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club this week! ββ¨ This week was an absolute masterclass in studio roasts, household panic, and deeply shameful confessions. We put Simon on trial for a legendary birthday snub, witness the terrifying consequences of Bondy letting his kids loose with
BEST OF THE WEEK: Simon Forgot His Best Friendβs Birthday! ππ€¦ββοΈ The Absolute Betrayal Poor David Didn't Deserve!
If your co-host spent an entire month constantly reminding you that your absolute best mate's birthday was coming up... would you still somehow manage to completely forget it? ππ In this hilarious "Best of the Week" highlight, Simon Barnett steps up to make a deeply shameful, face-palm confession that has the entire studio in absolute stitches. Despite Lana Searle launching a relentless, one-mont
Is This The Biggest Movie Of The Year?! πΏπ¬ Simonβs Wild Obsession With 'The Odyssey'!
Forget everything else on your watch list, because Simon Barnett has officially found the film he is willing to stake his entire reputation on! π±π₯ Today, the Breakfast Club dives into a massive cinematic deep-dive as Simon drops some serious hype for the upcoming blockbuster The Odyssey. Boasting an absolute powerhouse, superstar lineup, Simon is so incredibly blown away by what's coming that he's
SUPERMARKET WARS: Ooshies vs. Smeg! πβοΈ The Ultimate Collectible Battle Dividing NZ!
Be honest: Are you aggressively spending extra at the checkout to collect tiny plastic toys, or are you strictly saving up your stamps for high-end Italian cookware? ππ The ultimate battle for the kiwi supermarket trolley has officially begun! Today, the Breakfast Club dives headfirst into the chaotic frontline of consumer culture as Woolworths unleashes their brand-new Ooshies collection, while N
Lanaβs Mortifying VR Titanic Disaster! π’π«£ The Ultimate Mistaken Identity Bottom Pinch!
Have you ever put on a VR headset and completely forgotten that the real world—and complete strangers—are standing right next to you? ππΆοΈ Lana recounts a hilariously awkward holiday blunder from her recent trip over to Australia. While completely immersed in a high-tech Virtual Reality Titanic experience, she decided to sneakily reach out and playfully pinch her wife Katie's bottom. Th
WEEKEND VAULT: The Dangerous Zara Pants Crisis! ππ¨ The Hilarious Fashion Fail Splitting The Studio!
Whether you are currently deep in the trenches surviving week two of the school holiday madness and need a quick distraction, or you're out running Saturday errands in a perfectly safe outfit—this fashion disaster will have you laughing out loud! π«£π We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a quick-fire Saturday Special tracking the ultimate hazards of modern style. ποΈβ The stud
TSI SUPER-CUT: Every 'Thatβs Slightly Interesting' From The Week! π§ π‘ (All 5 Episodes)
Do you want to become the smartest person in the room this weekend, or do you just really love listening to Simon desperately defend the scientific validity of his trivia? ππ¦ We have officially unlocked the vault and stitched together every single daily installment of "That’s Slightly Interesting" from this week into one giant, uninterrupted trivia buffet! It's the perfect companion for your
Lanaβs Backwards Treadmill Terror! πββοΈβ©οΈ The Hilarious Gym "Trend" Splitting The Studio!
Would you ever willingly walk backwards on a fast-moving gym treadmill in front of complete strangers, or would you rather die of embarrassment? ππ Lana reveals her latest deeply awkward gym saga in the studio today! After being given some highly specific (and highly questionable) fitness advice, she was instructed to turn completely around and start walking backwards on the treadmill. Naturally,
Whittakerβs Wild New Gum Drop Block! π«π¬ !
Are you ready for the most fiercely debated Kiwi sweet treat of the year, or is this a sugary step too far for chocolate royalty? ππ The Breakfast Club talk about the new Whittaker’s drops their highly anticipated, limited-edition Gum Drop Block! Paying homage to the legendary bubblegum-and-lolly flavor profile we all grew up with, this block blends creamy white chocolate with bubblegum
Full Show Si & Lana Fri 17 July 26 π»
Wrap up your week and survive the Friday grind with the full, unfiltered Breakfast Club experience! βπ« Today's show is an absolute rollercoaster of taste tests, physical hazards, and prime suspects. We put Whittaker’s highly anticipated, limited-edition Gum Drop Block to the ultimate studio taste-test (and the verdict is completely split!). Plus, Lana's attempt to level up her fitness routin
$10K MURDER: TV Legend Angela Bloomfield's Character Revealed! π©Ίπ° Is She The Prime Suspect?
The mystery inside More FM Manor has just reached a whole new level of drama, because we are officially bringing in Kiwi television royalty... π°π With only days to go until our massive $10,000 murder mystery kicks off this Monday, the Breakfast Club drops an absolute blockbuster of a character reveal. We are joined live on air by none other than Shortland Street superstar Angela Bloomfield! Angela
Florida Womanβs "Rude" License Plate! ππ«£ The Hilarious DMV Blunder We Can't Believe She Got Away With!
Be honest: If you were getting a custom license plate, how far would you try to push the boundaries before the DMV shut you down? ππ Lana treats the team to an absolute masterclass in cheeky rule-bending today, sharing the viral story of a Florida woman who managed to get a highly suggestive, hilariously rude personalized number plate officially approved and printed. The studio completely implodes
$10K MURDER: Lana & Speedy's Characters Revealed! π΅οΈββοΈπ° Who Is Lurking In The Shadows?
The mystery deepens! With only a few days left until the official investigation begins on Monday, it’s time to find out exactly who Lana and Speedy are playing inside More FM Manor... π°π Today, the Breakfast Club drops another massive set of character profiles, and let's just say Lana and Speedy's personas are raising a LOT of red flags in the studio. Are they innocent bystanders, or is one
Dr. Simonβs Relationship Advice Disaster! ππ€¦ββοΈ The Love Doctor Who Got It Completely Wrong!
Have you ever asked someone for romantic advice, only for them to serve up a tip so wild, outdated, or completely backwards that it nearly ruined your love life? ππ₯ Simon attempts to channel his inner relationship guru today, stepping up to offer what he thinks is absolute gold-tier romantic guidance. Unfortunately for him, the rest of the studio is not buying it! Lana, Speedy, and Bondy immediate
Bondyβs School Holiday Terror! π οΈπ«£ Liam & Ryan Get Loose With A Power Drill!
Be honest: How much trouble can your kids actually get into during the school holidays before you have to step in and confiscate the power tools? ππ¨ Bondy drops a terrifyingly funny parenting update from his household today. With the school holiday boredom officially setting in, his sons Liam and Ryan decided to take some home maintenance into their own hands. The only problem? They somehow manage
Full Show Si & Lana Thur 16 July 26 π»
Grab a massive morning coffee and survive the school holiday chaos with the full, uncut Breakfast Club experience from this morning! βπ οΈ Today's show is an absolute masterclass in household panic and public embarrassment. The plot officially thickens inside More FM Manor as Lana and Speedy reveal their highly suspicious, clue-heavy character profiles ahead of Monday's $10,000 launch. Plus, Bondy s
THERAPY THURSDAY: Massage Table Disasters! πββοΈπ«£ The Hilarious Studio Confessions & Alex's Wild Call!
Be honest: Have you ever laid down on a massage table looking for pure relaxation... only for your body or a sudden awkward moment to betray you in the most mortifying way possible? π𧴠It’s another chaotic edition of Therapy Thursday, and this week we are laying it all bare as the team dives deep into the absolute worst (and funniest) things that can happen when you're half-naked under a she
Simonβs Shocking Doctor Confession! π©Ίπ§ͺ Has He Seriously NEVER Given A 'Sample'?!
Be honest: How do you make it to adulthood without ever having to experience the supreme awkwardness of handing a tiny, warm plastic cup over to a doctor? π𧴠Simon drops an absolute bombshell of a confession in the studio today, admitting that in all his years on this earth, he has never—not once—had to give a medical sample at the GP! Lana, Speedy, and Bondy are left utterly speechles
Wholesome Or Weird? π€π Simonβs Adult Daughter Insists On Holding Hands In Public!
Be honest: How old is officially too old to hold your mum or dad's hand while walking around in public? π€ Simon drops a deeply sweet yet slightly awkward family confession in the studio today, revealing that one of his fully grown, adult daughters still completely insists on holding his hand whenever they are out together. While Simon finds it incredibly endearing, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy wa
The Great Rest Home Escape! π¦½πββοΈ The Elderly Couple Found 100km Away Splitting The Studio!
Be honest: If you were absolutely miserable in a rest home, would you ever stage a legendary, midnight breakout with your partner-in-crime? π¦½π¨ Lana drops an absolutely unbelievable, jaw-dropping story in the studio today about an elderly couple over in Australia who decided they had officially had enough of the facility routine. Instead of just complaining, they literally broke out and went on the
$10K MURDER: Simon & Bondy's Characters Revealed! ππ° The Massive Clue Drop Before Monday's Launch!
Want to get a massive head start on winning that life-changing $10,000 cash prize before the official investigation kicks off this coming Monday? π°π The plot officially thickens inside More FM Manor! Today, the Breakfast Club drops an absolute bombshell as we finally reveal the official, highly suspicious characters that Simon and Bondy will be playing in our epic murder mystery. The studio comple
Full Show Si & Lana Wed 15 July 26 π»
Grab your morning coffee, settle in, and catch up on everything you missed from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club today! ββ¨ Today's show is an absolute rollercoaster of massive results and studio interrogation. The nationwide search party is officially called off because we finally tracked down Kylie live on the phone! Plus, the mystery deepens inside More FM Manor as Simon and Bondy drop their hi
THE SEARCH IS OVER: Lana Finally Finds Kylie! π±π The Ultimate Radio Reunion After The Warriors Game!
Stop the presses, cancel the search parties, and officially throw Simon's horrific police sketch in the bin—because the nationwide hunt is officially over! π¨π New Zealand, we actually did it. After days of hunting for the mysterious woman Lana bonded with at the Warriors game over in Australia, the Breakfast Club has successfully pulled off a minor miracle. We have officially tracked down an
Lanaβs Massive Willy Wonka Blunder! π«π Speedyβs Chaotic 'Dead Or Alive' Celebrity Game!
Imagine running into the studio completely devastated by the "breaking news" that the original Willy Wonka has passed away... only to find out he actually died 10 years ago. ππ© Lana treats the team to an incredibly embarrassing, deeply hilarious reality check this morning. After experiencing a wave of delayed grief for the legendary Gene Wilder, the boys waste absolutely zero time roasting her com
The Universal Voice Nightmare! π£οΈπ«£ Why We All Secretly Hate The Sound Of Our Own Voice!
Be honest: When you hear a voice recording of yourself, do you instantly cringe and question how you sound to the rest of the world? πποΈ You are definitely not alone! Simon triggers an absolute firestorm of self-loathing in the studio as the team tackles the bizarre scientific reality of why almost everyone completely detests hearing their own recorded voice. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy pull no
$10,000 Murder at More FM Manor! π΅οΈββοΈπ° The Epic Mystery Splitting The Studio!
Welcome to More FM Manor—where nothing is as it seems, trust nobody, and suspect everyone! We have a life-changing $10,000 cash prize up for grabs, and we need your ultimate detective skills to crack the case! π°π The Breakfast Club officially launches our biggest, creepiest mystery yet, and the studio is already rife with wild theories and mutual suspicion. To walk away with the $10,000 cash
Lanaβs Genius School Holiday Hack! π§Έπ€« The Low-Effort Game For Some Peace & Quiet!
Are you currently deep in the trenches of the school holiday break and desperately begging for just five minutes of absolute peace and quiet? βπ§‍βοΈ Lana has come to the rescue of exhausted parents everywhere with a legendary, brilliantly simple game that requires almost zero effort from you, but keeps the kids completely occupied. Simon, Speedy, and Bondy put the logic to the test in the studi
The Great Rock, Paper, Scissors Scandal! πͺ¨βοΈ Simon Loses $50 Of The Boss's Money Live On Air!
Is it officially "Rock, Paper, Scissors" or are you secretly a psychopath who calls it "Scissor, Paper, Rock"? π€¨π³πΏ Lana triggers an absolute naming war in the studio after attending a Warriors game over in Australia and witnessing the locals playing the classic game under a completely backwards name. While the team fiercely defends the true Kiwi way, the debate takes a highly expensive turn! Looki
Full Show Si & LanaTue 14 July 26 π»
Grab a massive coffee, settle in for the second week of the school holiday madness, and catch up on everything you missed from the Breakfast Club this morning! βπΆ Today's full show is an absolute masterclass in studio anarchy. We dive deep into the secrets of More FM Manor as the search for the $10,000 killer heats up, Simon completely destroys Lana's faith in humanity with a truly terrifying fore
Simonβs Nightmare 'Police Sketch' Disaster! π΅οΈββοΈπ¨ The Search For Kylie Goes Hilariously Wrong!
Be honest: If you had to describe a random person you met on holiday, could your best mate draw a sketch accurate enough to find them... or would they create a total monster? ππΉ Lana is on a wholesome mission to track down a lovely woman named Kylie whom she met while away on holiday. Desperate for a breakthrough, she recruits Simon to act as a professional police sketch artist, describing Kylie's
Lanaβs Insane Crocodile Survival Story! ππ The Ultimate Dog Betrayal Splitting The Studio!
Be honest: If you were staring down the jaws of a massive crocodile, would you ever try to sacrifice your own dog to save yourself?! π³ Lana brings an absolutely jaw-dropping edition of "That's Slightly Interesting" to the studio, detailing a wild crocodile attack in Australia where a bloke tried the ultimate, unthinkable survival tactic. Needless to say, the moral dilemma completely divides the te
Si's daughters got him good with this AI prank π
Daughters 1 - Simon 0
Community Page Rage - July 13th π‘
Another doozy, this time from Tauranga.
Lana needs help to find her new BFF π¨
Any leads much appreciated. π
FULL SHOW: Si & Lana - Monday 13th July 2026 π»
We're baaaaaaaack! π Si & Lana, with Speedy & Bondy - Weekdays from 6am - Follow us on social.
WEEKEND VAULT: The Ultimate Parking Nightmare! ππ The Brutal Warden standoffs Splitting The Studio!
Whether you are currently one week into surviving the chaotic school holiday break and trying to navigate the family out to a local park, or you're just out tackling your usual Saturday morning errands—this parking drama will hit way too close to home! π€«πΈ We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a high-velocity Saturday Special tracking the ultimate battle between Kiwi drivers a
WEEKEND VAULT: The Ultimate Uber Eats Dilemma! ππ The Hilarious Delivery Dramas Splitting The Studio!
Whether you are currently deep in the trenches surviving the first week of the chaotic school holiday break and desperately need a tactical takeaway escape, or you're just enjoying a lazy Saturday morning in bed—this will hit way too close to home! ππ«£ We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a fast-paced Saturday Special tracking the absolute best and worst of modern food delive
WEEKEND VAULT: The Unbelievable Coffin Story! β°οΈπ³ The Shocking Confession Splitting The Studio!
Whether you are officially one week into surviving the chaotic school holiday break and need a quiet escape from the kids, or you're just out tackling your usual Saturday morning errands—this absolute classic will have you in stitches! ποΈβ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you a quick-fire Saturday Special that completely stops the studio in its tracks. Lana drops a jaw-dro
WEEKEND VAULT: Lanaβs Supermarket Showdown! ππ₯¦ The Grocery Habits Splitting The Studio!
Be honest: What is the absolute single most annoying thing another shopper can do in the grocery aisles, and have you ever called someone out for bad trolley etiquette? π€¬π We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a massive Saturday Special while you tackle your weekend errands! ποΈβ Lana triggers an absolute storm in the studio after sharing a hilarious and relatable dilemma from her l
MATARIKI VAULT: The Brutal 'Sink Or Swim' Lessons! πββοΈπ The Terrifying Old-School Tactics Splitting The Studio!
MΔnawatia a Matariki, New Zealand! While the country takes a beautiful public holiday long weekend to look back at our history—and parents are actively trying to keep their own kids afloat one week into the school holidays—we are throwing it back to a time when learning to swim was a literal matter of survival! π³ rescue We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a long-form
MATARIKI VAULT: Speedyβs Wild Donkey Fact! π«π€― The Hilarious Animal Trivia Hijack Splitting The Studio!
If your brain cells are currently operating at a relaxed 10% capacity while enjoying this Matariki long weekend—or you're just looking for a quick, laugh-out-loud escape one week into the school holidays—Speedy has exactly what you need. πͺβ¨ We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to drop a brilliant dose of holiday comedy right into your feed. ποΈβ Speedy steps up to the microphone fo
MATARIKI VAULT: The Great Leggings Standoff! π©±πΌ Simonβs Hilarious Activewear Outrage Splitting The Studio!
Imagine trying to enjoy a peaceful, relaxing Matariki long weekend, only for Simon to start an absolute war over... activewear? ππ§₯ MΔnawatia a Matariki, New Zealand! Whether you are hiding out from the kids to catch a quiet breather one week into the school holidays, or you're currently driving around in your absolute favorite comfy gear, this classic studio clash is the ultimate holiday entertain
MATARIKI VAULT: The First Shaving Disaster! πͺπ©Έ The Awkward Teenage Milestone Splitting The Studio!
MΔnawatia a Matariki! π As New Zealand enjoys a beautiful long public holiday weekend to connect, look back, and share stories with whΔnau—and parents successfully survive the first full week of school holidays—we are unlocking the vault for a hilarious look back at a universal rite of passage: your very first shave! π«£π§Ό We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you a long-for
MATARIKI VAULT: The Awkward School Photo Disasters! πΈπ§ The Cringey Childhood Memories Splitting The Studio!
MΔnawatia a Matariki! π While New Zealand takes a beautiful long public holiday weekend to reflect, look back, and celebrate whΔnau—and parents wrap up week one of surviving the school holidays—we are opening the vault to look back at the most mortifying family treasures of all: childhood school photos! ππ We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a long-form public holiday
VAULT: Stag Do vs. Hens Party! π€΅ββοΈπ°ββοΈ The Wild Pre-Wedding Showdown Splitting The Studio!
Which pre-wedding celebration is officially the wildest, most chaotic, and most stressful to plan: an all-out boys' Stag Do or a legendary Hens Party? πΎπ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! ποΈπ» The studio completely divides over the ultimate battle of the sexes as they dissect t
